Shoplifting and Looting Now Considered Normal in Recession Britain

LONDON - England - The cost of living crisis, hyperinflation, interest rate rises has led to many Britons shoplifting to…

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Kitty Litter Boxes Installed For Pupils in Woke Classrooms

LONDON - England - Children identifying as cats are miaowing and wearing ‘tails and ears’ and defecating in kitty litter…

1 year ago

Pupil Who Identifies as a Toilet Brush Applauded by Woke Teachers

PORTLAND - Oregon - A pupil who identifies as a toilet brush has been praised by zees woke teachers at…

1 year ago

Britain is now the Zimbabwe High Inflation Nation of G7

LONDON - Zimbabwe - The UK is now the sick man of all G7 nations with a hyperinflationary economic disaster…

1 year ago

Note to Self – Don’t Get Into a Tiny Submarine to Visit Titanic

ATLANTIC OCEAN - Time is running out for a billionaire tourist and others stuck in a tiny mini submarine attempting…

1 year ago

Joe Biden to Have AI Brain Implant

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden will undergo a small procedure on Friday where surgeons will embed an AI…

1 year ago

BofE Insane Interest Rate Rises Threaten Mortgage Default Tsunami and Recession

LONDON - England - The BofE is about to unleash another devastating disastrous interest rate rise that will destroy the…

1 year ago

The Wonderful Environmental Schemes of China

BEIJING - China - The largest polluter on the planet is also its largest waster of commodities, and its corrupt…

1 year ago

To the Spotify Executives: “Told You So…nah, nah, nah, naaah, nah!”

LONDON - England - Spotify executives blinded by greed were burned badly by professional grifter Meghan Markle, with a podcast…

1 year ago

Daily Squib ESG Rating Reported at -6500

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Oh dear! The Daily Squib's ESG rating is a serious minus. What are we going…

1 year ago

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