"How’d Ya Like Your Brains? Scrambled or Over Easy?"

KENTUCKY - USA - Forget about shotgun weddings, shotgun breakfasts are all the rage now.

14 years ago

Simon Cowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of Workload

NASSAU - Bahamas - Pop exploiter, Simon Cowell, who has polluted the airwaves with his awful shows, is so overworked…

14 years ago

Six-Year-Old Girl to Burn ‘My Pet Goat’ Book at Ground Zero on September 11

NEW YORK - USA - Judie Belcher, 6, has vowed to ceremonially burn the same book that George W Bush…

14 years ago

Africans Refusing Clothing From America

KINSHASA - Congo - Another shipment of unwanted second-hand clothes has arrived from America at Le Beach Ngobila port this…

14 years ago

Spaniards to Build Hotels Without Balconies For Brits on Holiday

MAGALUF - Spain - The British balcony jumping season is sadly nearly over this year but many Brits on their…

14 years ago

Footballer's Wife Forgives Footballer's Wallet After Another Indiscretion

MANCHESTER - England - It was business as usual at the Booney household today after another routine prostitution debacle was…

14 years ago

Tony Blair Could Launch Book Signing in 45 Minutes

DUBLIN - Ireland - Tony Blair's memoirs were launched over the weekend in less than 45 minutes senior Blair aides…

14 years ago

Cost Cutting Ryanair Planes to be Flown On Autopilot

DUBLIN - Ireland - The boss of the budget airline Ryanair has called for costly human pilots to be removed…

14 years ago

Glenn Beck Birth Certificate Says He Was Born in Afghanistan

WASHINGTON DC - USA - In a remarkable turn of events in Capitol Hill, newly released documents have revealed that…

14 years ago

Massive Investigation After England Wins a Cricket Match

LONDON - England - Lords cricket ground was at the centre of a massive investigation by the International Cricket Council…

14 years ago

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