MI6 to Train Agents How to Get Out of Sports Bags

LONDON - England - The current MI6 chief has vowed to have all British agents trained up so that they…

14 years ago

Kelly Osbourne Eats Whole Pig in Less Than an Hour

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kelly Osbourne had another relapse last night and may be prosecuted for animal cruelty by…

14 years ago

Kable Marx Takes Over From Stalin Brown

LIVERPOOL - England - Comrades! First we had Stalin Brown, now we have Kable Marx. They were brought to us…

14 years ago

God Does Not Believe in Richard Dawkins

GENEVA - Switzerland - According to scientists working at the CERN institute, God does not believe in popular scientist and…

14 years ago

Celebrity Pope Urges Britons to Beware of ‘Celebrity Culture’

LONDON - England - Thousands of fans turned out yesterday to catch a glimpse of the Pope as he paraded…

14 years ago

Pope Benedict XVI Visits Britain

LONDON - England - When he's not staring at worshippers with his hypnotic demonic gaze or sacrificing babies to Baal…

14 years ago

Sarkozy Cursed by Gypsies

PARIS - France - President Nicolas Sarkozy was today attending a special service at a synagogue to try and reverse…

14 years ago

Tea Party Don't Like Coffee Much

COLORADO - USA - Tea Party candidates who scored big on Tuesday's primaries are saying that it's all down to…

14 years ago

Gazza Saved Rooney Marriage

CHESHIRE - England - Ex-footballer, Paul Gascoigne is credited with saving the ailing marriage of Wayne and Coleen Rooney, Manchester…

14 years ago

Jamie Cullum Lost?

LONDON - England - Pop star Jamie Cullum was today at the centre of an extensive police search after mysteriously…

14 years ago

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