Will Cameron's Third Attempt at a Summer Holiday Work?Will Cameron's Third Attempt at a Summer Holiday Work?

Will Cameron's Third Attempt at a Summer Holiday Work?

LONDON - England - First there were the riots whilst in Tuscany, thousand point stockmarket drops, then the Libyan rebel…

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The West Finally Gets Gaddafi's Oil

TRIPOLI - Libya - Once again the West has prevailed and ensured another few years of oil supply thanks to…

14 years ago
Cameron’s Regime on Brink of Collapse as Explosions and Rebel Gunfire Echo Around LondonCameron’s Regime on Brink of Collapse as Explosions and Rebel Gunfire Echo Around London

Cameron’s Regime on Brink of Collapse as Explosions and Rebel Gunfire Echo Around London

LONDON - England - Police forces loyal to British leader David Cameron appeared to be at the point of collapse…

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Mobile Phone Text Language Credited For Incredible A-Level Pass RatesMobile Phone Text Language Credited For Incredible A-Level Pass Rates

Mobile Phone Text Language Credited For Incredible A-Level Pass Rates

DURHAM - England - The record A-level A grade passes this year prove that exam boards allowing the use of…

14 years ago
Silly Bercow Wants More AttentionSilly Bercow Wants More Attention

Silly Bercow Wants More Attention

LONDON - England - The vulgar wife of House Speaker, John Bercow, is to go on television to get more…

14 years ago
Four Year Prison Sentences For Every British Facebook UserFour Year Prison Sentences For Every British Facebook User

Four Year Prison Sentences For Every British Facebook User

WARRINGTON - England - Thoughtcrime is now a reality in modern day Britain, and George Orwell is probably nodding his…

14 years ago
Murdoch: "I Have Permanent Amnesia"Murdoch: "I Have Permanent Amnesia"

Murdoch: "I Have Permanent Amnesia"

WAPPING - England - The son of Rupert Murdoch has been diagnosed with a permanent form of amnesia, doctors working…

14 years ago
Cameron: "Rioting Teens Should Have Morals of Politicians"Cameron: "Rioting Teens Should Have Morals of Politicians"

Cameron: "Rioting Teens Should Have Morals of Politicians"

LONDON - England - The Prime Minister, today, reiterated the point that Britain's youth should look to politicians as models…

14 years ago
Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA AgentsObama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents

Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents

WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president…

14 years ago
Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting SkillsRioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills

Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills

LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift…

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