Timid Brits Hypnotized as Middle East Revolutions Roll On

LONDON - England - As the price of everyday goods in the UK soar to ridiculous levels there is not…

14 years ago

Don't Worry Middle East Peace Envoy Tony Blair On Way to Libya

TRIPOLI - Libya - Don't worry people. Please stop panicking. Everything is going to be all right because Tony Blair…

14 years ago

Fergie to Visit Obamas During Royal Wedding

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Former British royal family member, Sarah Ferguson, has been invited to join the Obama family…

14 years ago

Cameron's Big National Socialist Society

LONDON - England - The 'Illuminated' ones know exactly what David Cameron's 'big society' is and how it was dreamed…

14 years ago

Cruel CBS Bosses Stick Young Blonde Ex-Swimwear Model in Middle of Egyptian Mob

CAIRO - Egypt - In what has to be one of the cruellest attempts at news broadcasting, CBS bosses put…

14 years ago

Al Qaeda Leaders Praise Obama on Record U.S. Deficit

A CAVE - Pakistan Border Region - Senior Al Qaeda terrorists have heaped praise on President Barack Obama for taking…

14 years ago

Anglican Churches Forced to Install Gay Bath Houses

RUNCORN - England - Under new Coalition rules spearheaded by Nick Clegg, all churches in England and Wales will now…

14 years ago

Egyptians Get Freedom to Vote in Islamic Radicals

CAIRO - Egypt - Egypt's military vows to oversee a smooth transition to Islamic fundamentalist rule, as crowds continue to…

14 years ago

Genuine Guitarists Relieved After Guitar Hero Game Demise

LONDON - England - Millions of real guitarists made a collective sigh of relief around the world yesterday after it…

14 years ago

Paris Hilton Converts to Buddhism

LOS ANGELES - USA - Former socialite, Paris Hilton has now decided to convert to Buddhism, after sensationally converting to…

14 years ago

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