Kable Marx Takes Over From Stalin Brown

LIVERPOOL - England - Comrades! First we had Stalin Brown, now we have Kable Marx. They were brought to us…

14 years ago

God Does Not Believe in Richard Dawkins

GENEVA - Switzerland - According to scientists working at the CERN institute, God does not believe in popular scientist and…

14 years ago

Celebrity Pope Urges Britons to Beware of ‘Celebrity Culture’

LONDON - England - Thousands of fans turned out yesterday to catch a glimpse of the Pope as he paraded…

14 years ago

Pope Benedict XVI Visits Britain

LONDON - England - When he's not staring at worshippers with his hypnotic demonic gaze or sacrificing babies to Baal…

14 years ago

Sarkozy Cursed by Gypsies

PARIS - France - President Nicolas Sarkozy was today attending a special service at a synagogue to try and reverse…

14 years ago

Tea Party Don't Like Coffee Much

COLORADO - USA - Tea Party candidates who scored big on Tuesday's primaries are saying that it's all down to…

14 years ago

Gazza Saved Rooney Marriage

CHESHIRE - England - Ex-footballer, Paul Gascoigne is credited with saving the ailing marriage of Wayne and Coleen Rooney, Manchester…

14 years ago

Jamie Cullum Lost?

LONDON - England - Pop star Jamie Cullum was today at the centre of an extensive police search after mysteriously…

14 years ago

"How’d Ya Like Your Brains? Scrambled or Over Easy?"

KENTUCKY - USA - Forget about shotgun weddings, shotgun breakfasts are all the rage now.

14 years ago

Simon Cowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of Workload

NASSAU - Bahamas - Pop exploiter, Simon Cowell, who has polluted the airwaves with his awful shows, is so overworked…

14 years ago

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