Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per TicketDaily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket

Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is to become a major competitor to Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space flights,…

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Greece to Sell Their Weather

ATHENS - Greece - There is one positive thing the Greeks do have in copious amounts, and that's their hot…

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Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mrs. Merkel?Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mrs. Merkel?

Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mrs. Merkel?

LONDON - England - The steady march of the EU boots can be heard as they goose step their way…

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Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football AccidentEd Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident

Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour politician, Ed Balls, has lost both testicles in a horrendous football injury, his office has…

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The Best Antidote to the EU is GreeceThe Best Antidote to the EU is Greece

The Best Antidote to the EU is Greece

PARIS - France - The French want Greece in the euro single currency even if they default, and this is…

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IMF’d: Even Drudge Report Starts Repeating Daily Squib Headlines From 2010IMF’d: Even Drudge Report Starts Repeating Daily Squib Headlines From 2010

IMF’d: Even Drudge Report Starts Repeating Daily Squib Headlines From 2010

LONDON - England - With news coming through the wires that the IMF needs a bailout itself, Daily Squib writers…

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Palestine: "Would the Nazis Have Given the Jews Statehood in Europe?"Palestine: "Would the Nazis Have Given the Jews Statehood in Europe?"

Palestine: "Would the Nazis Have Given the Jews Statehood in Europe?"

NEW YORK - USA - The UN has conceded that Israel will never give the Palestinians a legitimate statehood, because…

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EU Orders Britain to Pay Up For Euro FailureEU Orders Britain to Pay Up For Euro Failure

EU Orders Britain to Pay Up For Euro Failure

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The British people will now have to work for over 345 days in the year to…

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EU Agrees New Rescue Fund on Rescue Fund on Rescue FundEU Agrees New Rescue Fund on Rescue Fund on Rescue Fund

EU Agrees New Rescue Fund on Rescue Fund on Rescue Fund

BRUSSELS - Belgium - President of the European Commission, José Manuel Barroso, has proposed a further rescue on rescue on…

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Neutrino Discovery Could Allow Scientists to Travel Back in Time to Tell Einstein to Not bother With His TheoriesNeutrino Discovery Could Allow Scientists to Travel Back in Time to Tell Einstein to Not bother With His Theories

Neutrino Discovery Could Allow Scientists to Travel Back in Time to Tell Einstein to Not bother With His Theories

GENEVA - Switzerland - Scientists working at CERN, were planning to travel back in time to tell Albert Einstein to…

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