Mick Jagger: Rolling Stones Might Retire in 2025

LONDON - England - Mick Jagger has told Rolling Stone magazine that the Rolling Stone's might consider retiring in 2025.

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Lawyers Only Ones Visiting Sharm el-Sheikh

SHARM EL-SHEIKH - Egypt - After a spate of vicious shark attacks at the popular holiday resort killing a German…

14 years ago

Scatologists Applaud New Spoof Scat Christmas Play

FLORIDA - USA - A controversial holiday Scatalogical music production is set to open at American Stage Theatre in St.…

14 years ago

Prince Charles and Duchess Attend Performance of 'Children of Men'

LONDON - England - Amongst the burning pyres, violent clashes, flailing bodies and Christmas shoppers braving the freezing conditions, the…

14 years ago

Assange Extradited to U.S. on Espionage Charges For Not Wearing Condom

LONDON - England - In another remarkable twist to the WikiLeaks story, crazed U.S. prosecutors are readying papers for WiliLeaks…

14 years ago

Why Releasing Violent Criminals onto UK’s Streets Was Planned

LONDON - England - The Justice Secretary, Ken Clarke's U-turn on the Tory election pledge of hard-line tactics on violent…

14 years ago

Sarah Palin's Weak Geography Could be Problem in Nuclear War

WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin could have a problem in a full scale nuclear war, military experts have told…

14 years ago

2018 Russian World Cup Mascot Will be Vodka Bottle

MOSCOW - Russia - Vodka manufacturers were today hailing the decision to make the World Cup mascot a walking Vodka…

14 years ago

U.S. Government: "WikiLeaks Endangering Lives"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Pentagon has issued a statement saying that WikiLeaks is 'endangering lives' and has vowed…

14 years ago

Brown Hobbits Not Allowed in Middle Earth

THE SHIRE - Middle-earth - Hobbit Equality Minister, Harriet Harpie was today up in arms after some brown Hobbits were…

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