Something Weird is Going to Happen in 2019

LONDON - England - THE ORACLE HAS HAD A VISION. A DEADLY PROPHECY FOR 2019.

14 years ago

US Allows Heteros to Openly Serve in Navy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama signed into law the repeal of the Navy's 'Don't ask, don't tell'…

14 years ago

TSA Names New Airport X-Ray Machines 'Freedom Scanners'

NEW JERSEY - USA - First there were 'Freedom Fries', now there are 'Freedom Scanners', the TSA has announced.

14 years ago

Sony Introduce New ADD Television

TOKYO - Japan - Sony Corp. has introduced its latest television model onto the scene that now incorporates Attention Deficit…

14 years ago

Three Wise Men Had Low IQ's Say Biblical Experts

NAZARETH - Israel - Archaeologists and theological researchers have uncovered evidence that proves the three wise men were actually pretty…

14 years ago

Tourettes Air Traffic Controller Causes Christmas Chaos at Heathrow

LONDON - England - The icy runways and crowded gates of Heathrow were witness to an even wilder spectacle this…

14 years ago

U.S. Military to Hold Gay Fashion Week

TUCSON - Arizona - Gay Marines are to hold a fashion parade with newly designed uniforms at Fort Peniston for…

14 years ago

Wildlife Experts: "Elephants Are Shrinking"

KRUGER NATIONAL PARK - South Africa - Scientists working on multiple sites around the world have discovered that elephants are…

14 years ago

Mick Jagger: Rolling Stones Might Retire in 2025

LONDON - England - Mick Jagger has told Rolling Stone magazine that the Rolling Stone's might consider retiring in 2025.

14 years ago

Lawyers Only Ones Visiting Sharm el-Sheikh

SHARM EL-SHEIKH - Egypt - After a spate of vicious shark attacks at the popular holiday resort killing a German…

14 years ago

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