Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing SquadClarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

LONDON - England - Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson has been sentenced to death by a BBC sponsored vote and…

13 years ago
Gay Sharks Cruising World's OceansGay Sharks Cruising World's Oceans

Gay Sharks Cruising World's Oceans

FLORIDA - USA - Marine biologists have been baffled at the major increase in numbers of gay sharks around the…

13 years ago
Newt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot FarmNewt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot Farm

Newt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot Farm

NEW JERSEY - USA - Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich, who was on a campaigning visit from Arkansas, opened the new…

13 years ago
Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV SalesBenefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales

Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales

MACCLESFIELD - England - The Chancellor's 6% increase in benefits payments means that the sales of high tech gadgets and…

13 years ago
Union Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 PensionUnion Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 Pension

Union Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 Pension

LONDON - England - Union boss, Bob Vulture, has called for all of his union members to have a three…

13 years ago
Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”

Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what…

13 years ago

Prince Harry’s First Apache Mission Over Pakistan a Success

BAIZAI - Pakistan - Prince Harry has successfully carried out his first mission in the Afghan border region killing up…

13 years ago
Banker Sacked For Getting a ConscienceBanker Sacked For Getting a Conscience

Banker Sacked For Getting a Conscience

LONDON - England - A banker, who was sacked on Tuesday for getting a sudden pang of conscience, is set…

13 years ago
Scottish Voice Recognition Software May Take Years to DevelopScottish Voice Recognition Software May Take Years to Develop

Scottish Voice Recognition Software May Take Years to Develop

CUPERTINO - USA - The Siri voice recognition system may take another ten years of development before perfecting a Scottish…

13 years ago
'Euro' to be Renamed 'Pox' by World Leaders'Euro' to be Renamed 'Pox' by World Leaders

'Euro' to be Renamed 'Pox' by World Leaders

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The euro currency is to be renamed 'pox' by legislators later on today after a series…

13 years ago