Sarkozy Shows Off His New HatSarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

Sarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, showed off his new hat yesterday on the eve of a…

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Occupy Movement Results in Huge Increases of Tent SalesOccupy Movement Results in Huge Increases of Tent Sales

Occupy Movement Results in Huge Increases of Tent Sales

NEW YORK - USA - The Occupy movement that has encamped in major cities across the globe has given a…

13 years ago
Sally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For GypsySally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For Gypsy

Sally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For Gypsy

ESSEX - England - The House of Commons speaker's wife, Sally Bercow has been living on the filthy caravan site…

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Scientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made NonsenseScientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made Nonsense

Scientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made Nonsense

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years…

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Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing SquadClarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

LONDON - England - Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson has been sentenced to death by a BBC sponsored vote and…

13 years ago
Gay Sharks Cruising World's OceansGay Sharks Cruising World's Oceans

Gay Sharks Cruising World's Oceans

FLORIDA - USA - Marine biologists have been baffled at the major increase in numbers of gay sharks around the…

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Newt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot FarmNewt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot Farm

Newt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot Farm

NEW JERSEY - USA - Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich, who was on a campaigning visit from Arkansas, opened the new…

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Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV SalesBenefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales

Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales

MACCLESFIELD - England - The Chancellor's 6% increase in benefits payments means that the sales of high tech gadgets and…

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Union Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 PensionUnion Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 Pension

Union Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 Pension

LONDON - England - Union boss, Bob Vulture, has called for all of his union members to have a three…

13 years ago
Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”

Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what…

13 years ago