Americans Leave Iraq After Using Up All the OilAmericans Leave Iraq After Using Up All the Oil

Americans Leave Iraq After Using Up All the Oil

BAGHDAD - Iraq - The Americans are leaving the country they invaded eight years ago after using up all the…

13 years ago
British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AABritish Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA

British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA

LONDON - England - The French were spitting mad yesterday when their entire gourmet cuisine was downgraded to AA from…

13 years ago

ECB to Start Printing Money Tomorrow

FRANKFURT - Germany - In an astonishing about turn, Chancellor Merkel has instructed the European Central Bank to start printing…

13 years ago
Hague to Hold Fiscal Euro Meeting in Brussels Hotel RoomHague to Hold Fiscal Euro Meeting in Brussels Hotel Room

Hague to Hold Fiscal Euro Meeting in Brussels Hotel Room

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Foreign Secretary, William Hague, is eager to spend next weekend thrashing out a solution to the…

13 years ago
Nick Clegg Fails UK Citizenship Test Could Be DeportedNick Clegg Fails UK Citizenship Test Could Be Deported

Nick Clegg Fails UK Citizenship Test Could Be Deported

LONDON - England - Deputy prime minister, Nick Clegg, has failed his UK Citizenship Test for the third time and…

13 years ago
Sarkozy Shows Off His New HatSarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

Sarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, showed off his new hat yesterday on the eve of a…

13 years ago
Occupy Movement Results in Huge Increases of Tent SalesOccupy Movement Results in Huge Increases of Tent Sales

Occupy Movement Results in Huge Increases of Tent Sales

NEW YORK - USA - The Occupy movement that has encamped in major cities across the globe has given a…

13 years ago
Sally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For GypsySally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For Gypsy

Sally Bercow Now Living in Caravan After Leaving Husband For Gypsy

ESSEX - England - The House of Commons speaker's wife, Sally Bercow has been living on the filthy caravan site…

13 years ago
Scientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made NonsenseScientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made Nonsense

Scientists Prove That All Religious Books Are Man-Made Nonsense

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years…

13 years ago
Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing SquadClarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

LONDON - England - Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson has been sentenced to death by a BBC sponsored vote and…

13 years ago