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LONDON - England - Current Opposition Labour party leader, Ed Miliband, has spoken of his aspirations and his strong will…

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New Year’s Pledge to Save World Economy Give £5 to Daily SquibNew Year’s Pledge to Save World Economy Give £5 to Daily Squib

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LONDON - England - The world's economy depends on people giving a tiny bit of their wealth to beneficial organisations…

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Secret Papers Reveal How Thatcher Cabinet Would Regularly Dress Up As ScousersSecret Papers Reveal How Thatcher Cabinet Would Regularly Dress Up As Scousers

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LONDON - England - National Archive papers released today show Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet would have scouser fancy dress…

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BRUSSELS - Belgium - The new EU Treaty that has been agreed by France and Germany and the rest of…

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Oxford Street End of Year Stabbing Sale Goes Well

LONDON - England - The biggest Boxing Day stabbing sales frenzy in British history was marked with only thirty four…

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LONDON - England - Tube drivers are threatening to strike again for the third time this month after demanding a…

13 years ago

Michelle Obama Throws Punches Over New Air Jordans

PINEVILLE - USA - Before jetting off on a taxpayer funded $5 million 17 day Christmas vacation, Mrs Obama stopped…

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TURIN - Italy - Scientists sponsored by the Roman Catholic Church have revealed new fascinating facts that Jesus looked exactly…

13 years ago
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PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans…

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