Obama Teleprompter Breaks Down During Bedroom Session With WifeObama Teleprompter Breaks Down During Bedroom Session With Wife

Obama Teleprompter Breaks Down During Bedroom Session With Wife

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has come a cropper in the bedroom after his teleprompter broke down…

13 years ago
Female MP Angry For Not Being Taken Seriously After Posing For Men's MagazineFemale MP Angry For Not Being Taken Seriously After Posing For Men's Magazine

Female MP Angry For Not Being Taken Seriously After Posing For Men's Magazine

LONDON - England - She has taken Westminster by storm, as well as the innards of many a trouser after…

13 years ago
Tony Blair to Give Missing Eight Million Pounds to Iraq CharityTony Blair to Give Missing Eight Million Pounds to Iraq Charity

Tony Blair to Give Missing Eight Million Pounds to Iraq Charity

LONDON - England - A recent expose on Tony Blair's finances revealed that he only paid £315,000 tax out of…

13 years ago
Remake of a Remake of a Remake Gets Sixth Remake in 3DRemake of a Remake of a Remake Gets Sixth Remake in 3D

Remake of a Remake of a Remake Gets Sixth Remake in 3D

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood script writers have been working overtime churning out even more remakes than usual as…

13 years ago
Scots Could Lose English Benefits Bonanza if Gain IndependenceScots Could Lose English Benefits Bonanza if Gain Independence

Scots Could Lose English Benefits Bonanza if Gain Independence

GLASGOW - Scotland - Millions of Scots will probably lose their benefits from England if the country gains independence, fearful…

13 years ago
Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation OwnerLabour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner

Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner

LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks…

13 years ago
Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"

Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most -- disarming…

13 years ago
Only 1000 Met Police Have Criminal RecordsOnly 1000 Met Police Have Criminal Records

Only 1000 Met Police Have Criminal Records

LONDON - England - Serious questions should be asked at the judicial courts as to why only 1000 police officers…

13 years ago
Lady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel BathLady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel Bath

Lady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel Bath

LONDON - England - Lady Gaga allegedly left "large amounts of lumpy custard and English traditional desserts" in a hotel…

13 years ago
Faulty French Implant Causing DistressFaulty French Implant Causing Distress

Faulty French Implant Causing Distress

PARIS - France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president, has been called a 'faulty implant' by many in Europe and…

13 years ago