Argentine President Kirchner Wants to Make Falkland Islands Into Plastic Surgery CentreArgentine President Kirchner Wants to Make Falkland Islands Into Plastic Surgery Centre

Argentine President Kirchner Wants to Make Falkland Islands Into Plastic Surgery Centre

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, Argentina's president, is so addicted to plastic surgery and botox treatments…

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Henry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily SquibHenry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily Squib

Henry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Former Nixon-era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, is dropping everything in his Connecticut ranch to fly…

13 years ago
India to Give Britain Financial AidIndia to Give Britain Financial Aid

India to Give Britain Financial Aid

NEW DELHI - India - The Indian finance minister, Pranab Mukherjee, has revealed that his country will give aid to…

13 years ago
New Four Year Degree Course on 'Crushing Student Debt'New Four Year Degree Course on 'Crushing Student Debt'

New Four Year Degree Course on 'Crushing Student Debt'

LEEDS - England - The latest degree course that is proving increasingly popular with students is the four year 'Student…

13 years ago
Bigfoot Only Has One Foot Witness ClaimsBigfoot Only Has One Foot Witness Claims

Bigfoot Only Has One Foot Witness Claims

BLUFFS CREEK - USA - Ecologist and witness to Bigfoot, Robert Ortega, claims that he witnessed Bigfoot hopping through some…

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Scientists Unveil New ‘Debt Go Away’ PillScientists Unveil New ‘Debt Go Away’ Pill

Scientists Unveil New ‘Debt Go Away’ Pill

ROTTERDAM - Netherlands - Scientists at the Van Der Sar Institute have revealed the new pill which they claim takes…

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Cameron Wants to Incorporate National Hug a Banker DayCameron Wants to Incorporate National Hug a Banker Day

Cameron Wants to Incorporate National Hug a Banker Day

LONDON - England - David Cameron has defended his call for more understanding of why bankers commit banking - and…

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New House of Commons Beer More AcceptableNew House of Commons Beer More Acceptable

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LONDON - England - Radical feminists in the House of Commons, headed by Labour MP Kate Green, have proclaimed a…

13 years ago
Religious Cult Member Could Be Next President of the United StatesReligious Cult Member Could Be Next President of the United States

Religious Cult Member Could Be Next President of the United States

UTAH - USA - One day, Americans could wake up with a member from a religious cult as their president,…

13 years ago
Fred Goodwin Chess Game: Queen Takes KnightFred Goodwin Chess Game: Queen Takes Knight

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LONDON - England - Former Royal Bank of Scotland CEO, Fred Goodwin, was invited to Buckingham palace today for a…

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