Terminally Ill Brits Flocking to Florida to Get Shot

FLORIDA - USA - Terminally ill British tourists are flocking to America's gunshot state for one last sun drenched holiday…

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Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has been urged to have his grotesque staring eyes adjusted in a bid to…

14 years ago

Tea Party Member Sues Tea Party After Hot Tea Spill Drama

BOSTON - USA - A prominent member of the Republican tea party was today suing the tea party after a…

14 years ago

Gordon Brown Chosen For Top IMF Job

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Former British prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been chosen by an IMF panel to be…

14 years ago

Standard and Poor's Downgrades Standard and Poor's

NEW YORK - USA - Ratings agency, Standard and Poor's was today downgraded by itself from AAA status to a…

14 years ago

African Americans: “Next Time We Want a Black President”

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A poll amongst African Americans has revealed the startling revelation that blacks are not happy…

14 years ago

Celebrity Who Was NOT Hacked to Sue News of the World

LONDON - England - An unnamed celebrity who was not hacked by Rupert Murdoch's News of the World newspaper is…

14 years ago

Socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson Finally Gets the Nose She Always Wanted

LONDON - England - After snorting £400 of cocaine up her nose everyday, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has finally got the nose…

14 years ago

French Beret Ban: First Man Fined For Wearing Beret

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Man, 48, stopped by police in shopping centre car park north-west of Tahlia Street on…

14 years ago

Pilgrims Flock to See Clegg Tears

LONDON - England - Followers of deputy prime minister, Nick Clegg, travelled for miles to come and see the tears…

14 years ago

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