Palace Aides Shocked After Kate Middleton Brings Jellied Eel Dish to Palace

LONDON - England - Kensington Palace senior staff have been left with red faces after newly wed Kate Middleton brought…

13 years ago

Facebook Wants Every User Fingerprinted

PALO ALTO - USA - Social surveillance website, Facebook is ordering every one of its 700 million users to be…

13 years ago

George Osborne's Plan B

TROPICAL ISLAND - The Caribbean - The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne's octopus grip over the UK's economy tightened…

13 years ago

Could You be Killing the Planet One Breath at a Time?

ONTARIO - Canada - Eco Fascism is alive and well, and the plan the many organisations around the world are…

13 years ago

German Bombers Dropping Bean Sprouts Over London

LONDON - England - Londoners were embracing the blitz spirit tonight after the German Luftwaffe debuted their latest weapon against…

13 years ago

Obama: "Hey, At least I Still Have My Job"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has made a speech on the eve after a new jobs report…

13 years ago

Grim Reaper Dies Before Keith Richards

RIVER STYX - Limbo - The Grim Reaper, otherwise known as Death, has passed away before rocker Keith Richards, according…

13 years ago

Planking Craze Thwarted by Actors Hugh Grant and Kevin Costner

LONDON - England - The planking craze which has taken over the world's youth on the internet(s) has been thwarted…

13 years ago

EU Orders Greece Name Change

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The head of the EU's Central Bank, Jean-Claude Trichet, has ordered that Greece forfeits their name…

13 years ago

Arnie Likes ‘Ugly Chicks’

LOS ANGELES - USA - According to a new dossier released by a Beverly Hills court, movie star and serial…

13 years ago

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