Silly Bercow Wants More Attention

LONDON - England - The vulgar wife of House Speaker, John Bercow, is to go on television to get more…

13 years ago

Four Year Prison Sentences For Every British Facebook User

WARRINGTON - England - Thoughtcrime is now a reality in modern day Britain, and George Orwell is probably nodding his…

13 years ago

Murdoch: "I Have Permanent Amnesia"

WAPPING - England - The son of Rupert Murdoch has been diagnosed with a permanent form of amnesia, doctors working…

13 years ago

Cameron: "Rioting Teens Should Have Morals of Politicians"

LONDON - England - The Prime Minister, today, reiterated the point that Britain's youth should look to politicians as models…

13 years ago

Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents

WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president…

13 years ago

Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills

LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift…

13 years ago

Think Tank: “Why Compulsory Sterilization Could Solve Britain’s Problems Instantly”

LONDON - England - A leading think tank has come up with a very effective way of completely eradicating Britain's…

13 years ago

Bullingdon Club Boys Caught on the Job Again

LONDON - England - The famous Bullingdon club has had another away day smash up and caused a lot of…

13 years ago

Arab Spring British Summer Fling

LONDON - England - As Western governments openly encouraged twitter and social network use in Arab countries during the Arab…

13 years ago

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage…

13 years ago

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