Greeks Told to Speak German From Now On

ATHENS - Lower Germany - The former Greek people have been told by Dusseldorf EU officials that they will have…

13 years ago

Hipster Disease Infecting Thousands in UK

LONDON - England - Just when you thought it was safe to go out into the streets after the Labour…

13 years ago

Mr Clean to Get Second Term

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama is certain to get a second term because of his clean record,…

13 years ago

Gordon Brown to Save the World Again

KIRKCALDY - Scotland - Former British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has come out of hiding to save the world from…

13 years ago

If You Want a Job Go to China or India

LONDON - England - People from both sides of the Atlantic are taking their employment into their own hands by…

13 years ago

The French Surrender Easily But Will the British?

PARIS - France - Anyone who walks through the beautiful leafy boulevards of Paris will realise one thing -- they…

13 years ago

Monica Lewinsky Never Interned For Herman Cain

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Famous former White house intern, Monica Lewinsky, is at the centre of another political scandal…

13 years ago

George Osborne Considering Plan B

LONDON - England - The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, was today considering implementing his Plan B for Britain's…

13 years ago

Daily Squib Gets the Dreaded Lurgy For a Day

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib newspaper was at the centre of a major hacking operation today and would…

13 years ago

Greek Torpedo Port Side

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The good ship euro has taken a huge torpedo hit to its hull and is sinking…

13 years ago

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