Clarkson Sentenced to Death by BBC Firing Squad

LONDON - England - Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson has been sentenced to death by a BBC sponsored vote and…

13 years ago

Gay Sharks Cruising World's Oceans

FLORIDA - USA - Marine biologists have been baffled at the major increase in numbers of gay sharks around the…

13 years ago

Newt Gingrich Opens New Jersey Maggot Farm

NEW JERSEY - USA - Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich, who was on a campaigning visit from Arkansas, opened the new…

13 years ago

Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales

MACCLESFIELD - England - The Chancellor's 6% increase in benefits payments means that the sales of high tech gadgets and…

13 years ago

Union Boss Calls Strikes So He Can Keep £800,000 Pension

LONDON - England - Union boss, Bob Vulture, has called for all of his union members to have a three…

13 years ago

Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what…

13 years ago

Prince Harry’s First Apache Mission Over Pakistan a Success

BAIZAI - Pakistan - Prince Harry has successfully carried out his first mission in the Afghan border region killing up…

13 years ago

Banker Sacked For Getting a Conscience

LONDON - England - A banker, who was sacked on Tuesday for getting a sudden pang of conscience, is set…

13 years ago

Scottish Voice Recognition Software May Take Years to Develop

CUPERTINO - USA - The Siri voice recognition system may take another ten years of development before perfecting a Scottish…

13 years ago

'Euro' to be Renamed 'Pox' by World Leaders

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The euro currency is to be renamed 'pox' by legislators later on today after a series…

13 years ago

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