U.S. Gotta Boehner For Default

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The American economy is losing its hardness and getting flaccid once again, that is according…

13 years ago

Winehouse Record Company Execs to Make Huge Profits

LONDON - England - Island records executives were in jubilant spirits yesterday after hearing of Amy Winehouse's expected death.

13 years ago

Western World Shocked That Terror Atrocity Not Muslim

OSLO - Norway - There were cries of disbelief over the whole Western world and media when a crazed gun…

13 years ago

Cameron Wants Happy Britain

LONDON - England - Everyone in the UK is going to be happy, the Conservative/ Lib Dem government has vowed,…

13 years ago

Get Ready For Third, Fourth and Fifth EU Bailouts

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Nothing has changed, another bailout another German taxpayer rout.

13 years ago

Brussels Orders End to British Curries

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Unelected EU officials have ordered the death of the famous British curry and the introduction of…

13 years ago

Kung Fu Fighting Deng Saves Murdoch

LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch's Fox films has come up with a surprise summer hit that has hit the…

13 years ago

Police to be Armed With Brown Paper Bags

LONDON - England - The Metropolitan Police has got a new weapon in its fight against crime and disorder. The…

13 years ago

Lady GaGa Has Other Leg Amputated

LOS ANGELES - USA - The self-proclaimed pop Queen, Lady GaGa, has had her remaining leg amputated, it has been…

13 years ago

Rupert Murdoch and Son Taken to Guantanamo Bay

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - The FBI arrested the two men yesterday in a dawn raid and were immediately shipped…

13 years ago

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