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David Cameron: "We Are Living in a Democracy"

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Mike Tindall Invited to Play Special Rugby Match at Tower of London

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Foxy Knoxy to Become Instant Millionaire

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13 years ago

Confused Wall Street Protesters Call For Re-election of Obama

NEW YORK - USA - What's wrong with this picture? A bunch of champagne socialists protest on Wall Street and…

13 years ago

Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket

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Greece to Sell Their Weather

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13 years ago

Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mrs. Merkel?

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Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident

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The Best Antidote to the EU is Greece

PARIS - France - The French want Greece in the euro single currency even if they default, and this is…

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