Tube Drivers Demand Chauffeur Driven Limousines

LONDON - England - Tube drivers are threatening to strike again for the third time this month after demanding a…

13 years ago

Michelle Obama Throws Punches Over New Air Jordans

PINEVILLE - USA - Before jetting off on a taxpayer funded $5 million 17 day Christmas vacation, Mrs Obama stopped…

13 years ago

Argies Think It's 1982 All Over Again

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - The Argentinian government has obviously got a short memory because they seem to have forgotten…

13 years ago

Italian Scientists: "Jesus Looked Like a Medieval European Man"

TURIN - Italy - Scientists sponsored by the Roman Catholic Church have revealed new fascinating facts that Jesus looked exactly…

13 years ago

No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North Korea

PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans…

13 years ago

Americans Leave Iraq After Using Up All the Oil

BAGHDAD - Iraq - The Americans are leaving the country they invaded eight years ago after using up all the…

13 years ago

British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA

LONDON - England - The French were spitting mad yesterday when their entire gourmet cuisine was downgraded to AA from…

13 years ago

ECB to Start Printing Money Tomorrow

FRANKFURT - Germany - In an astonishing about turn, Chancellor Merkel has instructed the European Central Bank to start printing…

13 years ago

Hague to Hold Fiscal Euro Meeting in Brussels Hotel Room

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Foreign Secretary, William Hague, is eager to spend next weekend thrashing out a solution to the…

13 years ago

Nick Clegg Fails UK Citizenship Test Could Be Deported

LONDON - England - Deputy prime minister, Nick Clegg, has failed his UK Citizenship Test for the third time and…

13 years ago

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