Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner

LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks…

13 years ago

Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most -- disarming…

13 years ago

Only 1000 Met Police Have Criminal Records

LONDON - England - Serious questions should be asked at the judicial courts as to why only 1000 police officers…

13 years ago

Lady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel Bath

LONDON - England - Lady Gaga allegedly left "large amounts of lumpy custard and English traditional desserts" in a hotel…

13 years ago

Faulty French Implant Causing Distress

PARIS - France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president, has been called a 'faulty implant' by many in Europe and…

13 years ago

Miliband to be Prime Minister in Alternate Universe

LONDON - England - Current Opposition Labour party leader, Ed Miliband, has spoken of his aspirations and his strong will…

13 years ago

New Year’s Pledge to Save World Economy Give £5 to Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The world's economy depends on people giving a tiny bit of their wealth to beneficial organisations…

13 years ago

Secret Papers Reveal How Thatcher Cabinet Would Regularly Dress Up As Scousers

LONDON - England - National Archive papers released today show Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet would have scouser fancy dress…

13 years ago

How Long Before the EU Concentration Camp Chimneys Start Churning Smoke Again?

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The new EU Treaty that has been agreed by France and Germany and the rest of…

13 years ago

Oxford Street End of Year Stabbing Sale Goes Well

LONDON - England - The biggest Boxing Day stabbing sales frenzy in British history was marked with only thirty four…

13 years ago

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