English Defence League Praises Mohamed Farah For Being Greatest British Athlete

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George W Bush Now Working As Clown in Travelling Circus

TEXAS - USA - Former president of the United States, George W. Bush has run off from home and is…

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Crazy Old Woman Did NOT Bequeath £500,000 to the Daily Squib

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12 years ago

Egyptian Civil War: Real Pyramids and Sphinx to be Moved to Las Vegas

GIZA - Egypt - The real pyramids will be moved to Las Vegas, USA after a ground breaking deal between…

12 years ago

First Dog Bo Loses EBT Card During Presidential Airlift

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12 years ago

God Says Chem Trails Are Lines of Heavenly Coke

WICHITA - USA - You know those unexplained lines of clouds you keep seeing up in the sky everywhere, well…

12 years ago

Obama Visits Rodeo on Vacation

MISSOURI - USA - President Obama and his dog, Bo were airlifted separately to a State rodeo show on Saturday.

12 years ago

Spanish Armada Seen Off British Coast

GRAVELINES - England - It seems like it is August 8 1588 all over again. A massive flotilla of Spanish…

12 years ago

Shock as Lab Grown Burgers Contain 99% Horse Meat

LONDON - England - There was shock and dismay today as the world's first lab-grown burger was found to have…

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Why Unknown Celebrities Are the Bane of Every Newspaper Reader

LONDON - England - Reading the news is getting even more complicated a recent research paper has revealed, as many…

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