Bob Geldof to be Launched Into Space

HERTOGENBOSCH - Netherlands - Saint Bob Geldof is to be launched into space in a rocket his publicist revealed today.

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Soviet Internet Now Cares About You

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - There has been a remarkable change with the internet in recent years, first under the…

12 years ago

Syrian Chemical Weapons Sold Back to UK

LONDON - England - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has decided to sell his chemical weapons back to the people who…

12 years ago

Britons Worried About That Global Cooling Thing

LONDON - England - The embattled people of Britain are rather weary about all this talk about Global Cooling going…

12 years ago

War Isn’t Such a Bad Thing Say Experts

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - According to experts at the Pentagon War Foundation, an independent government funded think tank, war…

12 years ago

Stork Detained as Spy in Egypt Caught Trying to Fly Away

CAIRO - Egypt - A stork detained by Egyptian authorities on suspicion of being a spy has made a failed…

12 years ago

This Article Went Viral Tomorrow

LONDON - England - Hello. You are now reading this viral article from the future and it has gone kind…

12 years ago

Lawyers Flock to Scene of 100-Vehicle Pile-up

KENT - England - There were scenes of utter chaos today at the scene of a terrible 100-vehicle pile-up as…

12 years ago

Samsung Watch Also Doubles Up as Microwave, Dishwasher and Washing Machine

SEOUL - S. Korea - The latest tech explosion has reached us and the new Samsung Galaxy Gear watch has…

12 years ago

John McCain Poker Face Not Working Very Well

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - John McCain's poker face is not as cool as he thinks it is, as he…

12 years ago

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