At Least Sarkozy Got to Keep His New Hat

PARIS - France - Things aren't as bad as they seem for ousted Nicolas Sarkozy as he gets to keep…

13 years ago

Tortured 911 'Masterminds' Confess to Anything

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - If you keep someone awake forcibly for 180 hours straight, they will confess to anything.…

13 years ago

Wealthy French to Leave Sinking Ship France

PARIS - France - Like rats jumping from a sinking ship, the rich French are leaving the country as the…

13 years ago

Tories Unpopular Even If They're Socialists

LONDON - England - As the news came over the wires in the Conservative HQ, PM David Cameron, shook his…

13 years ago

Theresa May: London Olympics Could Be Held At Heathrow

LONDON - England - Home Secretary, Theresa May, wants the Olympics to be held in Heathrow airport as this will…

13 years ago

Don't Worry Rupert You're Always Welcome at the Squib

LONDON - England - Poor old Mr Rupert Murdoch, he is being ousted from his massive company that he built…

13 years ago

Ricky Gervais Diagnosed With Incurable Mental Degenerative Disease

LOS ANGELES - USA - British comedian Ricky Gervais has sadly been diagnosed with a severe form of brain disease…

13 years ago

US Secret Service Say They Learned Everything From Bill Clinton

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amidst the fallout of the Colombian secret service fiasco, some servicemen are claiming that they…

13 years ago

Primitive Cave Woman Found on Britain’s Got Talent

GRIMSBY - England - Reality show, Britain's Got Talent is at the centre of an anthropological discovery that could change…

13 years ago

Octomom Squirts Ink at Local Swimming Pool

LOS ANGELES - USA - An angry Octomom, Nadya Suleman, squirted ink at dozens of swimmers today at a local…

13 years ago

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