British Summer Postponed Until July 2046

LONDON - England - It's grey, it's damp, you're soaking and it is very dark, just another British summer you…

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It's Official: Obama Was Big Joke By Behind Scenes Hierarchy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Pentagon insiders have finally conceded that President Barack Obama was all a big joke and…

12 years ago

When There's No More Room in Hell the Dead Shall Walk the Earth

TAMPA - USA - You could be mistaken to think you have awoken inside a George A. Romero film and…

12 years ago

Fiddling Expenses: Warsi Problem With That?

LONDON - England - Another MP caught fiddling the expenses and their head firmly in the trough, this time an…

12 years ago

Queen Wants Jubilee Celebration Every Year

LONDON - England - Queen Elizabeth II has spoken of her desire to have a Jubilee celebrating her reign every…

12 years ago

British Spirit of Adversity Shines Through on Gloomy Jubilee Weather

LONDON - England - One thing the Brits have always done well is a good stiff upper lip, and with…

12 years ago

Britons Getting Ready For Queen’s Jubilee Celebrations

LONDON - England - The Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations commemorating 60 years of her reign will be celebrated all over…

12 years ago

American Crazy Season Starts Early This Year

SEATTLE - USA - What with drugged up zombies eating people's faces off in Florida and crazed psychos throwing their…

12 years ago

Osborne to Tax U Turns

LONDON - England - The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne says that he wants to now tax government U-turns.

12 years ago

Blair Congratulates Assad on Job Well Done

HOULA - Syria - Former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, plans on flying out to visit Syrian leader Bashar Hafez…

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