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LONDON - England - The Bank of England is planning a negative base rate of minus 8% so if you…

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Catholic Church Recruiting Once AgainCatholic Church Recruiting Once Again

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EDINBURGH - Scotland - The Catholic church has lost another upstanding member from its ranks with the departure of disgraced…

12 years ago
John Kerry’s Toupee Visits BritainJohn Kerry’s Toupee Visits Britain

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LONDON - England - Former presidential candidate and Swift boat man, otherwise known as Hanoi John Kerry, visited Britain today…

12 years ago
Gérard Depardieu Eats Vladimir PutinGérard Depardieu Eats Vladimir Putin

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SARANSK - Russia - Gérard Depardieu has eaten the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin announced Saturday, after the French…

12 years ago
Taylor Swift to Star In ‘Around the World in Eighty Days’ RemakeTaylor Swift to Star In ‘Around the World in Eighty Days’ Remake

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LOS ANGELES - USA - Demure pop starlet Taylor Swift has auditioned and won the leading role in a new…

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Daily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic RecoveryDaily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic Recovery

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LONDON - England - Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Daily Squib have compiled a ten point plan for the…

12 years ago
Horses Close to Extinction in UK and EuropeHorses Close to Extinction in UK and Europe

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LONDON - England - There are fears that all of Europe's horses may have been eaten, nature conservationists have revealed.

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LONDON - England - The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is delighted to inform the British people that he…

12 years ago
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LONDON - England - George Osborne and David Cameron were sobbing into their tax receipts tonight as Moody's took away…

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