EU Imposes Kebab Tax in Cyprus

LARNACA - Cyprus - Just when the Cypriots thought things could not get any worse, the EU has come up…

12 years ago

Liam Gallagher Stopped From Exiting London Zoo

LONDON - England - Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher was stopped from leaving London Zoo yesterday whilst on a day…

12 years ago

Squib Staff Take April Fools’ Day Off

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib will not be releasing anything off onto the internet today as the staff…

12 years ago

Kim Jong Un Successfully Graduates From Dictator School

PYONYANG - N. Korea - A jubilant Kim Jong Un has successfully passed the many tests required to graduate from…

12 years ago

Strange Pope Seen Flying Over Rome

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The new pope, who is exhibiting some very strange behaviour since his ascension to the…

12 years ago

What Happens When there is Nothing Left to Steal?

LONDON - England - The hyper inflationary depression that is to come will make the mild economic dip in 2008…

12 years ago

Ed Miliband to Dave: “Everywhere You Look You Will See My Face”

LONDON - England - The mourning BBC announced the news yesterday of David Miliband's extreme transatlantic sulk where he will…

12 years ago

Who’s Next For a Herr Cut?

FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank's offices are bristling with excitement this morning with the question, "Who gets…

12 years ago

Too Late Cameron Unfettered Immigration Cat Already Out of Bag

LONDON - England - If anyone wants to see what Britain will be like in less than five years watch…

12 years ago

EU CRISIS: Dunkirk Mark II

DUNKIRK - France - We need every ship, every boat, every rubber dinghy for the biggest evacuation since Dunkirk I…

12 years ago

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