Shamed Kristen Stewart Has Joined Nunnery on Isle of Skye

PORTREE - Isle of Skye - Shamed Hollywood Twilight starlet, Kristen Stewart joined the nunnery of 34 nuns yesterday and…

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New Eco Car Runs On Coal

BOSTON - USA - A new breed of coal powered eco cars could be running on the roads soon according…

12 years ago

Prince Harry Could Have Benefits Cut

LONDON - England - Prince Harry is no better than a chav on benefits, many royal commentators are now saying.

12 years ago

Athens Last Chance on Last Chance on Last Chance

ATHENS - Greece - The perpetual problem with Greece is set to carry on for another decade or three, Jean…

12 years ago

Prince Harry Has Lost His Nazi Uniform Again

LAS VEGAS - USA - Prince Harry has had a dressing down from the royal palace and his army superiors…

12 years ago

Todd Akin Was Legitimately Raped in Disabled Mall Toilet

MISSOURI - USA - A Right Wing Christian Republican Senate nominee, Todd Akin has been brutally and legitimately raped in…

12 years ago

Romney Will Send Bust of Karl Marx Back When Obama Leaves White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Mitt Romney has vowed to send back the bust of Karl Marx which holds pride…

12 years ago

Now the Olympics Are Over Let’s Get Back to the Recession

LONDON - England - Amongst the jingoistic propaganda and flag waving, there has to be a realisation somewhere that Britain…

12 years ago

Pussy Riot Girls Holding Daily Squib Writers Ransom

LONDON - England - The English Pussy Riot Girls entered the Daily Squib offices at 7 am this morning and…

12 years ago

Aspartame Drip Can Reduce Sugar Cravings

TEXAS - USA - Health researchers at the Donald Rumsfeld Drug Research Institute have come up with a solution to…

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