Nick Clegg Attains Human Shield Status

LONDON - England - One thing the Tories should be thankful of is getting a human punch bag like the…

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Clegg Anti-affluence Marathon to Start Next Week

BRIGHTON - England - Affluent Britons are set to leave the UK in droves when the Lib Dem leader's anti-affluence…

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The Queen ‘Speaking With a Polish Accent’ Says Mirren Ahead of New Role as Monarch

LONDON - England - Actress Dame Helen Mirren, who has announced she will return to play the Queen in a…

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Chinese Space Rocket to Send 320 Thousand Astronauts Into Space At Once

BEIJING - China - The latest technical innovation from the Chinese Space Program will make history for space flight, says…

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Mrs Jesus Christ Kept Her Husband’s Robe Freshly Ironed

JERUSALEM - Israel - A newly discovered piece of papyrus has brought new light into the life of Jesus, a…

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Unarmed British Police Could Start Using Truncheons Says Commissioner

LONDON - England - Like lambs to the slaughter, the British police force are an easy target to the heavily…

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Entire One Direction Boy Band Eaten By Sharks in Florida

FLORIDA - USA - Boy band, One Direction were fatally attacked by sharks on Miami's West Beach on Monday, local…

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Muslim Rage Could Be Bottled And Used to Create Electrical Power

LAHORE - Pakistan - Researchers at the Muslim Rage Foundation are finding ways of capturing pure Muslim rage and redirecting…

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Middletons’ Party Website Introduces New Pancake Making Products

BERKSHIRE - England - The Middletons' party products company is bringing out a new exciting pancake pan and pancake mix…

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‘Bed Intruder’ Video Voted Best Music Video of All Time

LONDON - England - Results are finally in for the best music video of all time, in conjunction with MTV,…

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