World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own AnythingWorld Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything

World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything

LONDON - England - A consortium of world governments which met in the capital this morning have revealed they have…

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Nick Clegg Turning Yellow But It’s Not JaundiceNick Clegg Turning Yellow But It’s Not Jaundice

Nick Clegg Turning Yellow But It’s Not Jaundice

LONDON - England - Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrat party and Coalition deputy PM, has revealed why…

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Obaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say ExpertsObaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say Experts

Obaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say Experts

MONTANA - USA - Space experts working at the Montana State University Space Lab have made an ominous warning to…

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Man 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it OffMan 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it Off

Man 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it Off

BALTIMORE - USA - A man who was told by some doctor that he was 87% certain that he might…

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Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes NoCameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No

Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No

LONDON - England - British prime minister David Cameron has declared he will put forward into law a Yes No…

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Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on RevolutionInsane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution

Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution

PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that…

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Man Shoots Obama Birth Certificate From Tree

TEXAS - USA - It had to happen sooner or later. A man who was shooting his Ar-15 semi-automatic machine…

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Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in RehabLindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab

LOS ANGELES - USA - American film starlet, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab for the fortieth time this year but…

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Viva Espana Get Your Pesetas Out Now Hombres

BARCELONA - Spain - What would Picasso have thought about the euro? Maybe what is going to transpire soon in…

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New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home UnveiledNew BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled

New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled

MANCHESTER - England - The BBC has unveiled a retirement home exclusively for its ageing presenters and key personnel, a…

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