Preparations Nearly Complete For London Olympics

LONDON - England - The 2012 Olympic venue is nearly ready for the opening ceremony later on this month.

12 years ago

General McChrystal: Why Bringing Back the Draft Will Boost US Economy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - If the Americans bring back conscription, all 18 year olds would be required to fight…

12 years ago

Gordon Brown Wants to Come Back to Lead Labour at Next Election

FIFE - Scotland - Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown wants to get back into front line politics and is even…

12 years ago

Oh Dear, Two Months of Rain Every Day For Rest of Year

LONDON - England - According to the Met Office, Britain's going to have two months of rain per day for…

12 years ago

Music Biz Autotune Songs Now Used to Torture Inmates in Secret CIA Centres

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - The music biz has come a long way since the days when artists and musicians sang and…

12 years ago

Boris Johnson Get Me to the Beach On Time

LONDON - England - The Mayor and Unbusiness Secretary Vince Cable, had a heated race to one of the capital's…

12 years ago

NHS Doctors Want More Money For Telling You to Get Out After Three Minute Consultations

LONDON - England - Overworked doctors working for the NHS are to strike again for the third time this month…

12 years ago

Boris Johnson and David Cameron Attend Opening of Greco-Roman Olympic Wrestling Venue

LONDON - England - Fresh from the Wimbledon mens tennis final, the two politicians were at the ExCeL Centre to…

12 years ago

At Least Tom Cruise Got to Keep the Thetans

LOS ANGELES - USA - Tom Cruise is actually glad to be divorced from Katie Holmes, a Church of Scientology…

12 years ago

Murray to Gain Independence From Winning Wimbledon

LONDON - England - Andy Murray, who fought valiantly to get to the final at Wimbledon, has sadly lost to…

12 years ago

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