African Americans Threaten to Riot if Royal Baby Not Named TrayvonAfrican Americans Threaten to Riot if Royal Baby Not Named Trayvon

African Americans Threaten to Riot if Royal Baby Not Named Trayvon

FLORIDA - USA - African Americans across the United States have threatened to riot if the British royal couple Duke…

12 years ago
Peoples’ Poll Reveals Favourite Names For New Royal BabyPeoples’ Poll Reveals Favourite Names For New Royal Baby

Peoples’ Poll Reveals Favourite Names For New Royal Baby

LONDON - England - Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the nuclear bunker from all…

12 years ago
Brits Abroad Stabbing Holidays All the Rage This SummerBrits Abroad Stabbing Holidays All the Rage This Summer

Brits Abroad Stabbing Holidays All the Rage This Summer

MARMARIS - Turkey - There's nothing like a good stabbing frenzy on holiday. Brits are flocking to the Mediterranean this…

12 years ago
Obama Job Approval New Low: Time For Another Multi-Million Dollar VacationObama Job Approval New Low: Time For Another Multi-Million Dollar Vacation

Obama Job Approval New Low: Time For Another Multi-Million Dollar Vacation

HAWAII - USA - President Barack Obama is off on another vastly expensive taxpayer funded vacation and has shrugged off…

12 years ago
Comrade Cameron Says No More Internet For ProlesComrade Cameron Says No More Internet For Proles

Comrade Cameron Says No More Internet For Proles

LONDON - England - Comrade Cameron and the Mumsnet Commissariat have ordered all proles to stop looking at previously legal…

12 years ago
First Shots of Kate Middleton BabyFirst Shots of Kate Middleton Baby

First Shots of Kate Middleton Baby

LONDON - England - The first photo of Kate and William's baby has been leaked online and it's a boy.

12 years ago
Hollywood Film Flop Studios Trying to Hire Squib WritersHollywood Film Flop Studios Trying to Hire Squib Writers

Hollywood Film Flop Studios Trying to Hire Squib Writers

LOS ANGELES - USA - With all the Hollywood flops this summer, desperate Hollywood bosses say they need some real…

12 years ago

Germany Agrees to Bailout Greece Once a Year For the Next Eighty Years

FRANKFURT - Germany - There were cheers in Athens as the news filtered through today that German finance minister Wolfgang…

12 years ago
Why the Google Glass is the Next Step For HumanityWhy the Google Glass is the Next Step For Humanity

Why the Google Glass is the Next Step For Humanity

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - If you want to see the future of technology, then Google is the sure-fire leader,…

12 years ago
Rooney Gets Job at British MuseumRooney Gets Job at British Museum

Rooney Gets Job at British Museum

LONDON - England - Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney has been given a job at the British Museum after saying…

12 years ago