Crazy Old Woman Did NOT Bequeath £500,000 to the Daily SquibCrazy Old Woman Did NOT Bequeath £500,000 to the Daily Squib

Crazy Old Woman Did NOT Bequeath £500,000 to the Daily Squib

LONDON - England - There was anger and chaos in the offices of the Daily Squib newspaper today as news…

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Egyptian Civil War: Real Pyramids and Sphinx to be Moved to Las VegasEgyptian Civil War: Real Pyramids and Sphinx to be Moved to Las Vegas

Egyptian Civil War: Real Pyramids and Sphinx to be Moved to Las Vegas

GIZA - Egypt - The real pyramids will be moved to Las Vegas, USA after a ground breaking deal between…

12 years ago
First Dog Bo Loses EBT Card During Presidential AirliftFirst Dog Bo Loses EBT Card During Presidential Airlift

First Dog Bo Loses EBT Card During Presidential Airlift

MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Bo, the president's Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys two…

12 years ago
God Says Chem Trails Are Lines of Heavenly CokeGod Says Chem Trails Are Lines of Heavenly Coke

God Says Chem Trails Are Lines of Heavenly Coke

WICHITA - USA - You know those unexplained lines of clouds you keep seeing up in the sky everywhere, well…

12 years ago
Obama Visits Rodeo on VacationObama Visits Rodeo on Vacation

Obama Visits Rodeo on Vacation

MISSOURI - USA - President Obama and his dog, Bo were airlifted separately to a State rodeo show on Saturday.

12 years ago
Spanish Armada Seen Off British CoastSpanish Armada Seen Off British Coast

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GRAVELINES - England - It seems like it is August 8 1588 all over again. A massive flotilla of Spanish…

12 years ago
Shock as Lab Grown Burgers Contain 99% Horse MeatShock as Lab Grown Burgers Contain 99% Horse Meat

Shock as Lab Grown Burgers Contain 99% Horse Meat

LONDON - England - There was shock and dismay today as the world's first lab-grown burger was found to have…

12 years ago
Why Unknown Celebrities Are the Bane of Every Newspaper ReaderWhy Unknown Celebrities Are the Bane of Every Newspaper Reader

Why Unknown Celebrities Are the Bane of Every Newspaper Reader

LONDON - England - Reading the news is getting even more complicated a recent research paper has revealed, as many…

12 years ago
Ryanair Customers to be Mugged at Check-InRyanair Customers to be Mugged at Check-In

Ryanair Customers to be Mugged at Check-In

LUTON - England - Airline staff working for budget airline Ryanair have been ordered to physically mug passengers before boarding…

12 years ago
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The upcoming U.S. elections in 2016 will be truly entertaining as political pundits are predicting…

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