John Kerry’s Toupee Visits Britain

LONDON - England - Former presidential candidate and Swift boat man, otherwise known as Hanoi John Kerry, visited Britain today…

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Gérard Depardieu Eats Vladimir Putin

SARANSK - Russia - Gérard Depardieu has eaten the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin announced Saturday, after the French…

12 years ago

Taylor Swift to Star In ‘Around the World in Eighty Days’ Remake

LOS ANGELES - USA - Demure pop starlet Taylor Swift has auditioned and won the leading role in a new…

12 years ago

Daily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic Recovery

LONDON - England - Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Daily Squib have compiled a ten point plan for the…

12 years ago

Horses Close to Extinction in UK and Europe

LONDON - England - There are fears that all of Europe's horses may have been eaten, nature conservationists have revealed.

12 years ago

George Osborne: “Next Stop Quadruple Dip”

LONDON - England - The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is delighted to inform the British people that he…

12 years ago

Farewell AAA and Hello B Minus For UK

LONDON - England - George Osborne and David Cameron were sobbing into their tax receipts tonight as Moody's took away…

12 years ago

Luxury Hotels to Stay in During the Economic Depression

LONDON - England - Read the Daily Squib's exclusive guide on luxury hotels to stay in during the big depression…

12 years ago

Brit Awards Latest

LONDON - England - It's that time of year again when more corporately created bland, morose, banal autotuned mime acts…

12 years ago

Hercule Poirot Investigates Pistorius

PRETORIA - South Africa - The indomitable French detective, Hercule Poirot has flown to the African country to try and…

12 years ago

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