New Pope Wants Catholic Church to Invade Falklands

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The new Argentinian pope has vowed to invade the Falkland Isles some time next week,…

12 years ago

New Houses of Parliament Design Proposal Accepted

LONDON - England - The Houses of Parliament are set for an architectural revamp by up-and-coming architect Gandolpho Huhne.

12 years ago

Are Mass Hypno Parties the Latest Big Thing?

ALABAMA - USA - No you might think we're talking about an Obama campaign rally but you would be wrong.…

12 years ago

Why Wear Google Glasses When You Can Have an Implant?

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - With the advent of the new $1500 Google Glasses that are set to revolutionise how…

12 years ago

North Korea Says ‘Prepare For Amazing Dancing Troupe Show’

PYONYANG - N. Korea - North Korea's leader placed his army of dancers on readiness to "get with the rhythm"…

12 years ago

Kelly Osbourne Smelled a Cheeseburger on Fashion Set

LOS ANGELES - USA - A member of the film crew on set of Kelly Osbourne's TV fashion show has…

12 years ago

Obama Voters Will Get Struck By Drones In Their Own Country

WASHINGTON DC - USA - American killer drones which usually indiscriminately kill thousands of people outside the US in the…

12 years ago

Natwest Still Running on Windows 97

LONDON - England - It was business as usual for Natwest customers yesterday as they could not withdraw any cash…

12 years ago

Desert Rats Told to Take Bicycles into Battle or Better Still Walk

EL ALAMEIN - Egypt - The Ministry of Defence cuts mean that the famous tank division from WW2 fame now…

12 years ago

Why Reading the Daily Squib is a ‘Better Pain Relief Cure than Painkillers’

YAKIMOVO - Bulgaria - A team of neurologists found that reading anything from the Daily Squib can lead to "partial…

12 years ago

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