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Britons Worried About That Global Cooling ThingBritons Worried About That Global Cooling Thing

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War Isn’t Such a Bad Thing Say ExpertsWar Isn’t Such a Bad Thing Say Experts

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WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - According to experts at the Pentagon War Foundation, an independent government funded think tank, war…

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Stork Detained as Spy in Egypt Caught Trying to Fly AwayStork Detained as Spy in Egypt Caught Trying to Fly Away

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CAIRO - Egypt - A stork detained by Egyptian authorities on suspicion of being a spy has made a failed…

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This Article Went Viral TomorrowThis Article Went Viral Tomorrow

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LONDON - England - Hello. You are now reading this viral article from the future and it has gone kind…

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The Great Syrian Sarin Whodunnit Mystery GameThe Great Syrian Sarin Whodunnit Mystery Game

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