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LONDON - England - Under EU consumer laws, people will be entitled to bring their 5p plastic bags back to…

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LONDON - England - Ministers at the Work and Pensions Ministry are drawing up plans for the future welfare state…

12 years ago
Experts: Analysing Charlie SheenExperts: Analysing Charlie Sheen

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LOS ANGELES - USA - Charlie Sheen is displaying interesting psychiatric and medical symptoms that have been analysed by experts.

12 years ago
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LONDON - England - Politicians in Western nations will be replaced by robots by 2023 Whitehall officials have confessed.

12 years ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - We're all one big spying family now say psychology experts at the Institute of Modern…

12 years ago
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LONDON - England - Apple's fingerprint enabled new iPhone 5S has seen a five fold increase in robbers chopping fingers…

12 years ago
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LONDON - England - Prince Andrew, who has been detained at Her Majesty's pleasure at Belmarsh prison in Greenwich spoke…

12 years ago
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HERTOGENBOSCH - Netherlands - Saint Bob Geldof is to be launched into space in a rocket his publicist revealed today.

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WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - There has been a remarkable change with the internet in recent years, first under the…

12 years ago
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LONDON - England - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has decided to sell his chemical weapons back to the people who…

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