Iran Claims to Have Sent Monkey into Space That Returned Back to Earth Intact

TEHRAN - Iran - Iran successfully launched a live monkey into space last week, the Fars news agency reported.

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Republicans and Democrats Involved in Capitol Hill Shootout

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Senator Dianne Feinstein was seen shooting a machine gun at Republican John Boehner yesterday in…

12 years ago

Queen Wants to Build Buckingham Palace II on Falkland Isles

PORT STANLEY - Falklands - Much to the chagrin of the Argentinians, the Queen is now planning an exact replica…

12 years ago

Apple May Try to Resurrect Steve Jobs to Save Stock Price

CUPERTINO - USA - An increasingly worried Apple contingent is thinking about trying to resurrect the deceased company's pioneer Steve…

12 years ago

Monkeys Actually Study Scientists Say Scientists

LEEDS - England - A research centre studying primate behaviour has come to the conclusion that some monkeys are conducting…

12 years ago

World Entering New Post Antibiotic Dawn

LONDON - England - David Attenborough's warning about the human locust-like plague infesting the earth was naturally met with derision…

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George Osborne: “Would You Like a Triple Dip With That Great Depression?”

DAVOS - Switzerland - Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne is to start the Treasury's own chain of restaurants across…

12 years ago

Starbucks Store Inside Starbucks Store Could Fit Two or Three More Starbucks Stores Says CEO

LONDON - England - As if things weren't getting bad enough already with a Starbucks store every 100 yards on…

12 years ago

Prince Charles Selling Horse Burgers From Sandringham

SANDRINGHAM - England - Prince Charles is now selling fully fledged horse burgers from the Queen's Norfolk estate, palace sources…

12 years ago

French Rotten Eggs Stench Reaches UK

LONDON - England - The tax-exiled former French president has landed in the UK as have many of his compatriots…

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