Thousands Jam St. Peter’s Square to See Pope Leave in a Puff of Smoke

VATICAN CITY - Italy - Pope Benedict XVI left in a puff of sulphurous smoke yesterday as he was standing…

12 years ago

Miliband Sacks Balls

LONDON - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband has sacked Ed Balls from the Shadow Cabinet it has been…

12 years ago

Amish Beard Thieves Strike Again

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - Amish beard thieves have struck again in the latest beard rustling epidemic which is causing terror…

12 years ago

Tips For UK Savers Dealing With a Negative Banking Base Rate

LONDON - England - The Bank of England is planning a negative base rate of minus 8% so if you…

12 years ago

Catholic Church Recruiting Once Again

EDINBURGH - Scotland - The Catholic church has lost another upstanding member from its ranks with the departure of disgraced…

12 years ago

John Kerry’s Toupee Visits Britain

LONDON - England - Former presidential candidate and Swift boat man, otherwise known as Hanoi John Kerry, visited Britain today…

12 years ago

Gérard Depardieu Eats Vladimir Putin

SARANSK - Russia - Gérard Depardieu has eaten the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin announced Saturday, after the French…

12 years ago

Taylor Swift to Star In ‘Around the World in Eighty Days’ Remake

LOS ANGELES - USA - Demure pop starlet Taylor Swift has auditioned and won the leading role in a new…

12 years ago

Daily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic Recovery

LONDON - England - Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Daily Squib have compiled a ten point plan for the…

12 years ago

Horses Close to Extinction in UK and Europe

LONDON - England - There are fears that all of Europe's horses may have been eaten, nature conservationists have revealed.

12 years ago

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