Strange Pope Seen Flying Over Rome

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The new pope, who is exhibiting some very strange behaviour since his ascension to the…

11 years ago

What Happens When there is Nothing Left to Steal?

LONDON - England - The hyper inflationary depression that is to come will make the mild economic dip in 2008…

11 years ago

Ed Miliband to Dave: “Everywhere You Look You Will See My Face”

LONDON - England - The mourning BBC announced the news yesterday of David Miliband's extreme transatlantic sulk where he will…

11 years ago

Who’s Next For a Herr Cut?

FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank's offices are bristling with excitement this morning with the question, "Who gets…

11 years ago

Too Late Cameron Unfettered Immigration Cat Already Out of Bag

LONDON - England - If anyone wants to see what Britain will be like in less than five years watch…

11 years ago

EU CRISIS: Dunkirk Mark II

DUNKIRK - France - We need every ship, every boat, every rubber dinghy for the biggest evacuation since Dunkirk I…

12 years ago

Boris Johnson Telephones Darius Guppy Again

LONDON - England - After that fateful interview with the BBC's Eddie Mair on Sunday, it has been reported that…

12 years ago

Labour Sends BBC Rottweiler After Boris

LONDON - England - The BBC's resident rottweiler Eddie Mair took a few chunks out of Boris Johnson's leg yesterday.…

12 years ago

Russian Bear Gets a Good Kicking From Tiny Island Cyprus

LIMASSOL - Cyprus - It seems that the Greek Cypriot banks were actually a honey trap for rich Russian businessmen…

12 years ago

Summer Coming in 2018 Say Experts

LONDON - England - Summer is almost upon us, only a few more years till we get it, say weather…

12 years ago

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