Abu Qatada Misses Wimbledon Final on Bumper Britain Day

LONDON - England - As bumper days go, things don't get better than this for Britain, first hate cleric Abu…

11 years ago

Murray to be Crowned King of Scotland if Wins Wimbledon

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Tennis ace Andy Murray has been promised the Scottish crown if he wins Wimbledon this year…

11 years ago

Vinnie Jones Working as Anaesthetist in Russia

PERM - Russia - Vinnie Jones, the ex-football hard man and Hollywood actor has taken up working for a hospital…

11 years ago

Could This Be Nelson Mandela’s Worst Nightmare?

JOHANNESBURG - South Africa - Is there Apartheid in heaven? Will Mr Mandela see P.W. Botha on the steps up…

11 years ago

Egyptians Celebrate Transition From One Dictator to Next Dictator

CAIRO - Egypt - Celebrations took place across Egypt all last night after the previous dictator was deposed by another…

11 years ago

Think Tank: EU Citizens Caught in Soviet Fascist Headlights

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Just as the deer is caught in the headlights of a truck before it is hit,…

11 years ago

For Zimmerman Freedom and Justice Calls

FLORIDA - USA - Sometimes when there is justice, there is perceived injustice. This will surely be the case when…

11 years ago

Benefit Mother of 11 Who is Given £500,000 Taxpayer House Says People With Jobs Need to Work Harder

TEWKESBURY - England - According to a benefits single mother with eleven children all from different fathers, the £500,000, seven…

11 years ago

MPs Were Forcibly Told to Vote For Pay Rises By Themselves

LONDON - England - The Houses of Parliament were in chaos today as hundreds of MPs said they were forced…

11 years ago

NWO: “The More You Fight Global Unity the Closer It Gets”

NEW WORLD ORDER - The Earth - It is common knowledge that if you fight against something hard enough, you…

11 years ago

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