London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital’s Crack Problem

LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's…

11 years ago

Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose

LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the…

11 years ago

Obama Set For Another Beach Vacation This Summer

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama and his family are set for another multi-million dollar beach vacation this summer…

11 years ago

World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything

LONDON - England - A consortium of world governments which met in the capital this morning have revealed they have…

11 years ago

Nick Clegg Turning Yellow But It’s Not Jaundice

LONDON - England - Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrat party and Coalition deputy PM, has revealed why…

11 years ago

Obaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say Experts

MONTANA - USA - Space experts working at the Montana State University Space Lab have made an ominous warning to…

11 years ago

Man 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it Off

BALTIMORE - USA - A man who was told by some doctor that he was 87% certain that he might…

11 years ago

Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No

LONDON - England - British prime minister David Cameron has declared he will put forward into law a Yes No…

11 years ago

Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution

PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that…

11 years ago

Man Shoots Obama Birth Certificate From Tree

TEXAS - USA - It had to happen sooner or later. A man who was shooting his Ar-15 semi-automatic machine…

11 years ago

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