Diana Was Murdered?

LONDON - England - When asking the question, was Princess Diana murdered, one must also ask the questions, is the…

11 years ago

English Defence League Praises Mohamed Farah For Being Greatest British Athlete

LUTON - England - The EDL and BNP, whose mission statement is to eradicate all Muslims from existence, have funnily…

11 years ago

George W Bush Now Working As Clown in Travelling Circus

TEXAS - USA - Former president of the United States, George W. Bush has run off from home and is…

11 years ago

Crazy Old Woman Did NOT Bequeath £500,000 to the Daily Squib

LONDON - England - There was anger and chaos in the offices of the Daily Squib newspaper today as news…

11 years ago

Egyptian Civil War: Real Pyramids and Sphinx to be Moved to Las Vegas

GIZA - Egypt - The real pyramids will be moved to Las Vegas, USA after a ground breaking deal between…

11 years ago

First Dog Bo Loses EBT Card During Presidential Airlift

MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Bo, the president's Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys two…

11 years ago

God Says Chem Trails Are Lines of Heavenly Coke

WICHITA - USA - You know those unexplained lines of clouds you keep seeing up in the sky everywhere, well…

11 years ago

Obama Visits Rodeo on Vacation

MISSOURI - USA - President Obama and his dog, Bo were airlifted separately to a State rodeo show on Saturday.

11 years ago

Spanish Armada Seen Off British Coast

GRAVELINES - England - It seems like it is August 8 1588 all over again. A massive flotilla of Spanish…

11 years ago

Shock as Lab Grown Burgers Contain 99% Horse Meat

LONDON - England - There was shock and dismay today as the world's first lab-grown burger was found to have…

11 years ago

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