UK Was Ordered by EU to Back Down on Syria War

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The UK's impotence as an individual sovereign nation has been revealed by its minimal standing regarding…

11 years ago

If This Was Blair We’d Be at War by Now

LONDON - England - If Tony Blair was still Prime Minister of Britain today, the UK would be flattening Syria…

11 years ago

“We’re Bringing Obamacare to Syria”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama says that the Syrians urgently need some Obamacare.

11 years ago

Martin Luther King: “I Had a Dream”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Celebrating the famous speech by Martin Luther King Jr, has the African American dream come…

11 years ago

Long Arm of State Now Extends to Celebrity TV Chefs

LONDON - England - All across the nation people are gathering for a campaign to shut the most annoying TV…

11 years ago

Miley Gets an Achy Breaky Cockroach Surprise

NEW YORK - USA - Achy breaky Disney pop mimer, Miley Cyrus was the star of the show at MTV's…

11 years ago

The Invisible Front Syria and Iran

DAMASCUS - Syria - There is an invisible front that no one talks about. It is not on any map,…

11 years ago

Loch Ness Monster Gone On Holiday For Silly Season

LOCH NESS - Scotland - The Loch Ness monster was seen swimming off into the distance yesterday because it is…

11 years ago

Short the Euro Now

LONDON - England - Holding off until the German elections will not do for what is to come soon. The…

11 years ago

3D Printed Girlfriend Doesn’t Talk Back

TOKYO - Japan - The world's first 3D printed girlfriend has been created by a tech research facility, Japanese news…

11 years ago

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