Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Put On Hold For Now

HEAVEN - The four horsemen of the apocalypse have been disappointed once again, much to their chagrin.

11 years ago

George W. Bush: “But..but, there are no WMDs in Ukraine!”

TEXAS - USA - George W. Bush, the former president of the United States has spoken against the Russian invasion…

11 years ago

6 Distractions You Can Do to Not Think About Russia Annexing Ukraine

LONDON - England - The impending war could be a problem to your sensibilities and ignorance of what is happening…

11 years ago

Obama Sending Crack Team of Libtards to Ukraine

SEVASTOPOL - Ukraine (Russia) - The planes carrying hundreds of libtards from the Obama administration on a mission of Obamacare…

11 years ago

Obamacare to be Extended to Ukraine Says Obama

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - In response to masses of Russian troops entering Ukraine, alarm bells have been ringing in…

11 years ago

Mysterious Box That Unlocks Cars? We Need to Watch Some Ghost Dog Says Cop

CHICAGO - USA - With a spate of car thefts across America, the police are baffled at the use of…

11 years ago

Hague Challenges Putin to Judo Match

LONDON - England - Vladimir Putin has been challenged to a judo match by William Hague.

11 years ago

Scottish Independence: Loch Ness Monster Could Move to Blackpool

LOCH NESS - Scotland - The Loch Ness monster could be moving to England after the Scottish Independence vote.

11 years ago

Ryanair to Fly Passengers to Moon For Under £5

DUBLIN - Ireland - In direct competition with Virgin Galactic, Ryanair will offer flights to the moon for less than…

11 years ago

Flashman to the Rescue in the Crimea

BALACLAVA - Crimea - It seems some things never change, and yet again, history repeats itself in an uncanny fashion.

11 years ago

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