Eurovision Contest Results Confirm to Putin Why Europe Must be Crushed

MOSCOW - Russia - After the Eurovision Song Contest panned the Russian singers with boos and caterwauls, Vladimir Putin knows…

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Men Gladly Die Earlier From Nagging Wives

LONDON - England - Women who nag their husbands send them to an early grave, a new study has revealed.

10 years ago

Homeless Michelle Obama’s Plea For Help

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The former First Lady, Michelle Obama has fallen on hard times and is now living…

10 years ago

Katie Price to Marry Skull Cracker

HARLOW - England - After her sixteenth disastrous marriage, former glamour model, Katie Price is to marry the notorious Skull…

10 years ago

Halal News: Everyone in UK is Now a Muslim

BRADFORD - England - Cottage pie? Lamb chops? How about some Beef Wellington or a Bedfordshire clanger, well it's all…

10 years ago

Underwater Banksy Painting Discovered Near Atlantis

ATLANTIS - Atlantic Ocean - Divers from all over the world are coming to see an underwater Banksy piece of…

10 years ago

Putin: “I Should Have Moved My Money Out First”

MOSCOW - Russia - President, Vladimir Putin, is currently moving his troops away from the Ukrainian border, or so he…

10 years ago

EU Directive 3459-1564B Now Makes it Compulsary to Watch Eurovision Song Contest

BRUSSELS - Belgium - This year's Eurovision Song Contest will be compulsory viewing for anyone who lives in the Eurozone,…

10 years ago

Why Avoiding the Daily Squib Could Kill You

LONDON - England - Researchers followed 50,000 people for 10 years and found that those who avoided the Daily Squib…

10 years ago

Russell Brand Ditzy Rascal Paradigm Shift in A-Levels

LONDON - England - The new English A-level exams this year by the OCR exam board will include such literary…

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