Confederate Flag Now Classified As Lethal Weapon By U.S. State Department

THE SOUTH - USA - The Confederate flag has been re-classified as a lethal weapon by the State Department, according…

9 years ago

Scaremongering German Eurocrat Unveils Putin Monster For Brexit

LONDON - England - It's all getting very scary, now they're rolling out monster stories starring Vlad the Putin for…

9 years ago

Fit of Rage: Greek PM Tsipras Force Feeds Schäuble Kebab at EU Meeting

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Frustrations have been boiling over for the beleaguered Syriza leader Alexis Tsipras as he goes from…

9 years ago

U.S. Economy Bubble Resembles Large Unpopped Pimple Says Fed

NEW YORK - USA - The U.S. economy resembles a large straining pustule about to pop its bulbous pus all…

9 years ago

Travellers Going Through Calais Urged to Check News Before Leaving Africa

CALAIS - France - The travel chaos is so bad at the French port that many travelling from far flung…

9 years ago

Think Tank: Battle Between Orthodox Islam and Shia Sect Helps West

SOMEWHERE - Nowhere - Prominent military think tank, the War Institute, reveals a brief analysis of the current situation in…

9 years ago

Merkel: “I Have No Balls That’s Why EU Will Continue Funding Greece”

ATHENS - Greece - It takes real balls to truly negotiate, sadly for Angela Merkel, she has none and has…

9 years ago

Anti-austerity Celebrity Millionaires March For Hypocrisy

LONDON - England - Amongst the poor people attending an anti austerity march on Saturday were a bunch of celebrity…

9 years ago

Revealed: Kim Jong-un’s Cure for Aids, Ebola and Cancer With Single Mystery Wonder-drug

PYONYANG - N. Korea - The secretive dictatorship headed by fearless and fat Kim Jong-un and his extraordinary claims of…

9 years ago

Pope: “We Need to Address Climate Change – Catholics Stop Breeding”

THE HOLY SEE - Italy - The planet is at breaking point because of overpopulation and Pope Francis has revealed…

9 years ago

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