Blyat! Time to Start Learning Russian?

CHALFONT - England - As Putin readies 100,000 troops for immediate mobilisation in Syria, maybe now's a good time to…

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Shakespeare’s Romeo Was a Creep According to Feminists

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - According to Lena Manhandle, a prominent campaigner for feminists, Romeo from Shakespeare's play was a…

9 years ago

Military Experts: Russians Take Syria

DAMASCUS - Syria - Grandmaster Vladimir Putin, a strategist par excellence has once again run rings around the lackadaisical Obama…

9 years ago

Can Idiots Be Identified By Their Fingerprints?

NEW YORK - USA - Researchers have found there are distinct differences in how fingerprint ridges split between people who…

9 years ago

Corbyn Regurgitates Mush During Labour Conference

BRIGHTON - England - The newly appointed Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn spectacularly regurgitated dollops of yellowish gloopy mush from his…

9 years ago

Experts: Social Media Bubble 2.0 Ready For Download

PALO ALTO - USA - Zuckerberg may be a paper billionaire but what happens when the Facebook chart looks like…

9 years ago

‘Failure of the Cross’ Words by Pope Usher in New Global Era

NEW YORK - USA - The Christian cross represents failure and the venerable Pope Francis acknowledges this fact in his…

9 years ago

Hipster East End Cereal Killer Buffet Thwarted by Anarchists

LONDON - England - A cafĂ© which serves only breakfast cereal at extortionate prices was targeted by anti-gentrification protesters wielding…

9 years ago

Jeremy Kyle Gets Jeremy Kyled

CHESHIRE - England - England polo player James Carr, 25, has claimed he bedded Jeremy Kyle's wife Carla, 40, while…

9 years ago

Volkswagon Vehicles Seen From Space

SPACE - With the mass recall of Volkswagon cars after falsifying emissions data, there's another twist in the story, VW…

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