Black Lives Only Matter if Shot By White Cops

CHICAGO - USA - Black lives only matter in America if the person who shoots is a white policeman, otherwise…

9 years ago

Au Revoir Leadsom Hello May

LONDON - England - There's no need for more months of protracted Conservative party electioneering. Andrea Leadsom is halting her…

9 years ago

Black Lives Matter: African Americans Committing Majority of Crimes

CHICAGO - USA - The statistics are conclusive, the majority of serious crime in the United States is committed by…

9 years ago

When Will the Real America Wake UP?

DALLAS - Texas - The tragic death of five police officers is a crime that belies the sickness within American…

9 years ago

Eye For an Eye: BLM Allegiance Snipers Murder Five Police

DALLAS - Texas - American police officers are now being targeted by snipers in allegiance with Black Lives Matter in…

9 years ago

Remain Voters Welcome in Siberia Says Putin

YAMAL - Russia - President Vladimir Putin has extended a hand of great generosity to any Remain voters from the…

9 years ago

Gove Falls On His Own Sword

LONDON - England - As the Conservative contest for leadership heats up, Michael Gove is eliminated leaving Theresa May and…

9 years ago

#AltonSterling U.S. Summer Shooting Season Extravaganza Begins in Earnest

LOUISIANA - USA - Shooting season begins early this year as the balmy hot nights soak through the dark clouds…

9 years ago

Blair Driven From Central London Mansion to Chilcot Inquiry in 45 Minutes

LONDON - England - Tony Blair was today driven to the venue of the Chilcot Inquiry in approximately 45 minutes.

9 years ago

Gender Fluids Afraid of Plug Holes and Drains

CALIFORNIA - USA - Doctors are encountering a new phobia that is sweeping campuses in the state amongst gender fluids.

9 years ago

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