London Mayor Bans England Flag But Hamas Flag Okay

LONDON - England - Sadiq Khan who is meant to be Mayor of London has banned cabbies from flying the…

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Comrade Starmer Announces Increase of 5 Grams of Chocolate Rations

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has pronounced an increase of 5 grams of chocolate rations when Labour wins the…

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Concert News: Pop Mime Artiste is a Big Hit With British Audiences

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Death of Democracy: Threat Farage Denied Electoral Voice

CARDIFF - Wales - The death of democracy is in full swing in Britain as Farage is banned from the…

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Chavs Getting Ready For Comeback Under Labour Government

FILTHINGTON - England - The incoming Labour government also means a resurgence of chavs on our streets.

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Why Instagram Whores Are Cheap, Vulgar and Uncool

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Comrade Starmer: “You Must be Prepared to Give Up Your Wealth”

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The Pestilent Silent Peril of Looming War – Act I

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What’s Mad Max Without Mad Max?

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PR Agents Upping Their Prices to Work With Sussexes

LOS ANGELES - USA - Because of the difficulty of working with the Sussexes and their pariah status, PR agents…

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