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Meghan Markle Farted in My Soup Claims Sentebale Worker

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Meghan Markle has been dragged into another bitter row that has embroiled the Duke of Sussex and Sentebale, the African charity that Prince Harry used to patronise.

The Duchess of Sussex has been pulled into the bitter dispute between Prince Harry and the Sentebale charity after claims from a staff member that Meghan Markle farted into her tomato soup.

A well-placed source has revealed that the frosty relationship between Meghan and the charity’s staff is one of the many reasons to blame for the feud between the Duke of Sussex and the charity chair.

Last month, Prince Harry stepped down from his role as a trustee of Sentebale – a charity set up in 2006 to help people in Southern Africa living with HIV and Aids.

Soup du jour

“I was eating my soup in the Sentebale cafeteria when Meghan Markle came in. Everyone stood up to greet her, but I was embroiled in a soup session, and it was truly delicious.

“The Duchess of Sussex immediately came over, looked me up and down, then turned around with her bottom over my soup. She then let off a large fanny fart into the soup. The ferocity of the fart made my soup ripple.

“It was really awful, it smelled of rotten fruit salad and sardines.

“She then took out a little bag from her purse and sprinkled some dry flowers over my soup before walking out of the room without saying a word to anyone.

“I just sat there holding my nose in absolute shock and disgust,” the Sentebale staff member recounted.

After the incident, the staff member took a few weeks off to recover, thankfully on full pay, as well as receive counselling for the harrowing affair.

Ukraine Needs to Keep On Brave Fight Despite Trump and Putin Intransigence

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The brave Ukrainians are going through hell, and as Churchill said, when you’re going through hell — keep going. With little or no help from the hapless EU, and the bankrupt UK under a socialist Labour government, Ukraine is pretty much on its own. The USA under Trump is now solely concerned with their own insular problems, not realising that the global picture affects all things, including the USA. By turning inward, America endangers itself further. Russia could take Alaska in less than a day with a sudden incursion. Vladimir Putin will not stop, he is a robotic chess master, and he not only looks at the geopolitical picture, but every tiny nuance and detail. Once Putin takes the entirety of the Balkans, the Russian plan is to take the Nordic and Scandinavian countries. Putin already owns Hungary, and many of the former Soviet countries are willing to let Russia back to control them. The rest of Western Europe will be on the cards, but it may take prolonged fighting for decades to achieve the Russian goal of taking the entire continent. Trump, is being played by Putin, much like a puppeteer plays with a puppet, and it is unfortunate that Trump, and his insularism as well as misguided belief in evangelical Christian doctrines is a precursor to the advent of prolonged war in the region. The poor people of Ukraine are now in hell. They were disarmed by the Obama regime, and had all military deterrents taken away, and now the world is on the cusp of a major war that seems to be fought not only militarily but economically, as well as ideologically on the internet. The good thing about the internet is that it is a buffer for physical violence. People and groups dispute and fight with their minds on the internet, and governments monitor groups and threats on the internet so they can be arrested before they commit real-world violence. The internet can only go so far, though, and eventually the vitriol and hatred will spill out into the physical world. If one looks at the internet as a pressure cooker, if the steam valve is blocked, the incremental increase in pressure levels will lead to a large explosion. That’s what we call World War III. Bring China into the mix, and we will have some interesting points of contention to deal with. Why no mention of the UK in these matters? Well, with little or no military left, and run by socialist idiots more concerned with virtue signalling and woke Net Zero issues, the UK has minimal chances of survival in a global war. Net Zero will not only bankrupt Britain, but it will disarm it completely during the coming conflict. In World War I and II, Britain was Great, it had an Empire still. Today, it has nothing. The Chagos Island giveaway by Starmer is a good example of this idiocy, and it is certain if Argentina invades the Falklands, Starmer will not do a Maggie, he will send a few planes to evacuate the Brits on the island and abandon the place. Even if there is a slight increase in funds for the British military, this is too little, too late. Successive governments have neglected Britain’s defence spending, and increasing now by fractions is nothing but virtue signalling by Starmer to Trump, who did not go easy on the UK with tariffs anyway. In war, a Labour government of appeasers and cowards never wins, and this is why if there is a global conflict right now, the UK would be erased forthwith. As for Ukraine, they have been brave, they fought to the last man, because they were the frontline to a conflict that will escalate exponentially. It’s impossible to stop the sheer volume of amphetamine doped Russian conscripts, however poorly they are armed. They just keep coming, and coming. Eventually, your machine guns overheat, and you run out of ammo. The Russian orcs are selfless robotic drugged up fiends brainwashed to go forward into bullets. They cannot be stopped, not without massive NATO funding and arms, and the United States coffers. The Russian orcs have already been promised Paris, Berlin, Barcelona, Rome. Their appetite will not be sated otherwise. They will rape and loot those countries and enjoy doing so with the utmost gusto. Pillaging Stockholm, Helsinki, Copenhagen, Amsterdam, raping the women and parading their loot in their trucks in the streets. If Ukraine is allowed to fall, the rest is easy for Putin. It’s a done deal.

Rockett Launches Mullins Family into Grand National Orbit

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At Aintree, in what might be the most emotional family day out since your cousin’s third wedding, Nick Rockett blasted home to win the 2025 Randox Grand National—giving trainer Willie Mullins not just a one-two finish, but a one-two-three. As if dominating the biggest steeplechase on earth wasn’t enough, he did it with his son in the saddle. Classic overachiever behaviour.

Ridden by the only amateur in the race, 35-year-old Patrick Mullins—who just happens to be the most successful amateur jockey in Irish history—the 33-1 shot beat last year’s winner I Am Maximus and stable mate Grangeclare West. If it were a school project, Mullins would be accused of doing everyone else’s homework.

Willie Mullins, normally cooler than a cucumber in a cryogenic chamber, was visibly choked up. “This is the summit,” he said, after watching his son steer their horse to glory. “I never thought I’d have that feeling.” Under his trilby, the tears flowed—making him, for once, the only one wetter than the Aintree turf.

The real tear-jerker? The winning horse was owned by Yorkshire businessman Stewart Andrew and his late wife Sadie, who had insisted on having a horse with Mullins before her passing in 2022. Nick Rockett was her dream horse, and with a nod to the heavens, he delivered a result that had fate written all over it.

Patrick, meanwhile, looked like a man who had just won the world’s biggest lottery with a £1 Lucky Dip. “He was jumping brilliant, but I was taking him back everywhere,” he admitted, with the kind of cool understatement that suggests he might casually pilot the next Mars mission in his spare time.

Behind them, 16 brave finishers crossed the line. A few fallers, a few pulled up, but thankfully no major injuries. Broadway Boy and his jockey Tom Bellamy were treated after a fall, while Nick Rockett, the hero of the hour, eventually took a victory lap—no doubt wondering why the humans were so emotional about what was, to him, just a nice long gallop with some jumps in the way.

All in all, it was a historic day: one amateur, three top horses, and a trainer so dominant that you’d be forgiven for checking whether the other stables had accidentally entered a different race.

One thing’s for sure: Willie Mullins now owns the Grand National, and he didn’t even have to buy it.

New Kawasaki CORLEO Four-legged Robot People Can Ride

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At the Osaka Kansai Expo, Kawasaki showcased its latest conceptual personal mobility device, the CORLEO, exploring the future of mobility.

As a concept model for 2050, the CORLEO combines innovative design and functionality, reimagining the essence of mobility and opening new possibilities for future transportation systems.

This innovative robot, with motorcycle engineering, aims to redefine off-road mobility while prioritizing sustainability.

The CORLEO is powered by a 150cc 20 horsepower hydrogen engine that generates electricity to drive motors in each of its four legs. Hydrogen is supplied from a rear-mounted canister with a distance projection of 150 miles.

Each leg features two separate rubber hooves, designed to absorb uneven terrain and provide non-slip stability on surfaces like grass, gravel, and rocky paths.

The rear legs move independently of the front legs, absorbing shocks during walking or running, while the rider maintains a forward-leaning posture for better visibility when navigating obstacles like steps.

Riders control the CORLEO by shifting their centre of gravity, detected through sensors in the foot pegs and handlebars. The stirrups are adjustable for optimal positioning, and an onboard display provides real-time navigation and posture feedback, making the ride intuitive and user-friendly.

This design not only caters to thrill-seekers but also holds potential for accessibility, offering a new mobility solution for individuals with disabilities.

The CORLEO draws inspiration from sci-fi concepts like the “Mechanical Horse,” a trope seen in media such as Mazinger Z and Star Wars (e.g., General Grievous’ Tsmeu-6 Bike).

However, Kawasaki’s creation is grounded in practical innovation, aiming to combine the charm of equestrian activities with cutting-edge technology.

Trekking for lazy people?

Sanitising the Internet – World Economic Forum – Cyber Pandemic

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Everything in the modern world is linked to the internet. Imagine if the internet was incapacitated completely for a period of time or infinitely. Suddenly, the global information system linking billions of humans would be gone. It is now almost a certainty that a Cyber Pandemic will materialise soon.

This can happen, and with multiples of threats from hackers, and organised criminal gangs who are tech savvy, the internet could be completely taken offline causing societal mayhem and chaos.

In July 2025, the WEF will conduct a live simulation that will reproduce this very event. This simulation for a Cyber Pandemic, is similar to the exercise the WEF conducted before the Coronovirus Pandemic.

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Supply chain vulnerabilities are emerging as the top ecosystem cyber risk

Of large organizations, 54% identified supply chain
challenges as the biggest barrier to achieving cyber
resilience. The increasing complexity of supply
chains, coupled with a lack of visibility and oversight
into the security levels of suppliers, has emerged as
the leading cybersecurity risk for organizations.
Key concerns include software vulnerabilities
introduced by third parties and propagation of
cyberattacks throughout the ecosystem.

Geopolitical tensions shape cybersecurity strategy

trump icing on the cake NATONearly 60% of organizations state that geopolitical tensions have affected their cybersecurity strategy. Geopolitical turmoil has also affected the perception of risks, with one in three CEOs citing cyber espionage and loss of sensitive information/intellectual property (IP) theft as their top concern, while 45% of cyber leaders are concerned about disruption of operations and business processes

Rapid adoption of AI introduces new vulnerabilities

While 66% of organizations expect AI to have the
most significant impact on cybersecurity in the year
to come, only 37% report having processes in place
to assess the security of AI tools before deployment.
This reveals the paradox of the gap between the
recognition of AI-driven cybersecurity risks and the
rapid implementation of AI without the necessary
security safeguards to ensure cyber resilience.

Generative AI is augmenting cybercriminal capabilities,
contributing to an uptick in social engineering attacks

hacker breachSome 72% of respondents report an increase
in organizational cyber risks, with ransomware
remaining a top concern. Nearly 47% of
organizations cite adversarial advances powered
by generative AI (GenAI) as their primary concern, enabling more sophisticated and scalable attacks. In 2024 there was a sharp increase in phishing and social engineering attacks, with 42% of organizations reporting such incidents.

The challenge for the year ahead

The 2025 report finds that a series of compounding
factors are driving an escalating complexity in the
cyber landscape:

  1. Geopolitical tensions are contributing to a
    more uncertain environment.
  2. Increased integration and dependence on more
    complex supply chains are leading to a more
    opaque and unpredictable risk landscape.
  3. The rapid adoption of emerging technologies
    is contributing to new vulnerabilities and new threats.

Meanwhile, the proliferation of international
regulatory requirements adds an additional
compliance burden for organizations. All of these
challenges are compounded by a widening skills
gap, further complicating the ability to manage
cyber risks effectively.

Together, these factors drive increasing complexity
and unpredictability in the cyber landscape,
which affects organizations in many ways. First,
it drives inequity throughout the cyber ecosystem,
undermining resilience by creating a divide between
those organizations that have the resources to
adapt and those that do not and subsequently
fall behind. This affects the resilience of the
ecosystem, because many larger and more
mature organizations typically depend on extensive
networks of smaller, often less-mature suppliers,
and any incident affecting them could also impact
the entire supply chain. Second, it drives greater
demand for more specialist skills in cybersecurity,
further exacerbating the skills gap. Keeping up
with technological advances requires more specific
skills that are in greater demand in the cyber
skills market. At the same time, complexity puts
increasing pressure on often already stretched
cybersecurity teams.

These challenges demand a comprehensive reevaluation
of cyber strategies at the organizationaland
ecosystem level to address the complexity that
has become inherent in the cyber landscape.7

A broader understanding of cyber risk is necessary
that goes beyond mere “IT” and considers cyber
from an overall business risk perspective

“The rapid advancements and increasing adoption of digital
platforms globally is matched by an equally evolving cyberthreat
landscape. Cybercrime today is increasing not just in scale but also in
sophistication. As our digital footprints widen, so does the potential
attack surface for nefarious actors. It is essential that we work together
to address this growing menace. The borderless nature of the internet
necessitates collaboration across various jurisdictional limitations to
ensure that threat actors have no safe haven for their evil activities.”

Ivan John E. Uy, Secretary of Information and Communications
Technology of the Philippines

Cyberattackers are adopting new tools to increase
the effectiveness and scope of familiar forms of
attack, such as ransomware and business email
compromise (BEC). GenAI tools are lowering
the cost of the phishing and social engineering
campaigns that give attackers access to
organizations. Therefore, while the core character
of cyberattacks has remained stable, organizations
may need to place additional emphasis on
protecting themselves against well-developed
phishing and cyber-fraud campaigns.

Cybercrime-as-a-Service (CaaS) platforms
continue to be a dominant and rapidly growing
business model in the criminal landscape, allowing
individuals or groups without technical expertise to
engage in illicit online activities by purchasing the
necessary tools and support.

This model, which is already well established
among criminal groups,has progressively been
adopted in other areas of cybercrime, such
as AI-enhanced phishing attacks.

These platforms present a challenge, as they remove
the barriers for entry into cybercriminal activities.
While progress has been made in dismantling
some of the platforms, enforcement efforts remain
inconsistent as CaaS platforms continue to thrive.

The convergence of cybercrime and organized crime groups

The surge in the volume and value of cyber-enabled
fraud has attracted “traditionally” violent organized
crime groups into the cybercrime market. The
interaction of organized cybercrime with organized
violent crime groups is changing the nature of
cybercrime and greatly increasing their social impact.
This is perhaps most starkly shown by the trafficking
of more than 220,000 people to forcibly work in online
scam-farms in South-East Asia.10 With such farms
engaging in the harvesting of data, disinformation and
social engineering to name a few capabilities, they are
essentially becoming “criminal service providers”.

According to the Global Anti-Scam Alliance, scammers
have siphoned away more than $1 trillion globally in
the past year, costing certain countries losses of more
than 3% of their gross domestic product (GDP).12
The entry of traditional organized crime groups
into the cybercrime arena changes the character
of the criminal market. Organized crime groups
are accustomed to causing physical harm and are
arguably less concerned about the risk created by
attacking critical social services such as medical
services.13 When this cultural change is paired with
the scale provided by CaaS platforms, the range
of organizations that could be targeted by attacks
such as ransomware becomes wider.

“Cybercrime has persistently evolved alongside the threat landscape,
and its reach extends beyond financial loss, becoming a disruptive force
that threatens our societies. We must remain vigilant and collaborate
across sectors to safeguard the future of our digital world. Cybercrime’s
impact is far-reaching – it can halt operations, undermine confidence
and permeate to our operational technology and critical infrastructure.
In the year ahead, we must prioritize not only defence but proactive and
systemic disruption of these criminal networks as part of our collective
effort to ensure cyber resilience and protect our digital future.”

Ken Xie, Founder, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer, Fortinet

AI as a catalyst of cybercrime

GenAI tools are reshaping the cybercrime
landscape by enabling criminals to refine their
methods, and automate and personalize their
techniques. With 47% of organizations citing their
top concern surrounding GenAI as the advance
of adversarial capabilities, cybercriminals are
harnessing the efficiency of AI to automate and
personalize deceptive communications. Some
42% of organizations experienced a successful
social engineering attack in the past year, a number
that can only increase with advances and the
malicious adoption of AI.

“With emerging technologies reshaping the landscape, cyber is no longer
limited to the CIA triad: confidentiality, integrity and availability of information.
Cybersecurity now encompasses human safety and needs to address the
real risk to people’s lives when a system is attacked or compromised.”

Bushra AlBlooshi, Director of Cybersecurity Governance Risk Management
Department, Dubai Electronic Security Centre

hacker-cybercrimeEscalating geopolitical tensions and increasingly
sophisticated cyberthreats pose significant risks to critical infrastructure, which depends on networks of interconnected devices and legacy systems. The ongoing conflict in Ukraine exemplifies these vulnerabilities, with critical sectors such as energy, telecommunications, water and heating repeatedly targeted by both cyber and physical attacks.16

These attacks often focus on disrupting control
systems and compromising data, highlighting the
critical risks associated with operational technology
(OT). As cyberthreats continue to evolve, they
not only threaten system functionality but also
jeopardize human safety, increasing the severity and
consequences of disruptions to vital infrastructure.
Some critical, high-risk areas to monitor are:
Water facilities

water treatmentCyberattacks on water facilities pose significant
risks to public safety, infrastructure and national
security. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure
Security Agency (CISA) of the United States
outlined these risks in a toolkit, emphasizing the
vulnerabilities in OT systems used in water facilities, such as remote access points and outdated software.17 Cybercriminals can exploit these weaknesses to disrupt water-treatment processes, causing potential contamination, loss of service or
other hazardous consequences. A notable example
of these threats occurred in October 2024, when a
cyberattack targeted the largest water utility in the
United States, disrupting operations and raising
alarms about the security of critical infrastructure.18
Biosecurity

Rapid technological advances have redefined the
biological threat landscape, with biosecurity coming
to the forefront. The World Health Organization (WHO)
has warned that advances in artificial intelligence,
cyberattacks and genetic engineering could pose
potentially catastrophic risks to global biosecurity.19

A 2024 WHO report highlighted several ways in
which cyberthreats could compromise biosecurity,
including accessing sensitive data or research,
disruption of laboratory security systems, theft or
sabotage of biosecurity-relevant information and
espionage for competitive or harmful objectives.20

Furthermore, cyberattacks could incapacitate
essential laboratory systems, interrupting operations
and causing loss of data integrity, which would
delay critical research or compromise safety
protocols. Over the course of 2024, two laboratories
were targeted in South Africa and the United
Kingdom.21 These vulnerabilities underscore the
need for advanced cybersecurity measures in
biosecurity strategies to address these growing risks.

DNA strands nanomotorSimultaneously, the sensitive nature of genomic data poses new risks due to its unique qualities, such as the ability to identify individuals and reveal their familial ties.22 These characteristics expose genomic data to threats such as reidentification from seemingly anonymous datasets, unauthorized access leading to
privacy violations and potential misuse. The breach of a genetic-testing company in late 2023 that exposed the data of nearly 7 million people
has already trained the spotlight on these risks.

Escalating complexities in cyberspace
challenge ecosystem cyber resilience
and expose gaps in preparedness

The increasing complexity of cyberspace presents
a profound challenge to achieving cyber resilience,
exacerbating inequities that leave less-resourced
organizations vulnerable. Geopolitical tensions
are prompting organizations to re-evaluate their
strategies, balancing security concerns with global
operations. Such tensions often drive targeted
attacks, as state-sponsored actors exploit
vulnerabilities for espionage and disruption. This
dynamic landscape requires adaptive strategies
that account for shifting global risks and supply
chain dependencies.

At the same time, the growing sophistication of
cybercriminals remains a persistent challenge. AI
enhanced tactics, Ransomware-as-a-Service and
advanced social engineering methods enable threat
actors to outpace traditional defences. Addressing
these evolving threats demands not only advanced
technological solutions but also cross-sector
collaboration and knowledge-sharing.

Despite these obstacles, there is cause for cautious
optimism. Organizations that embrace proactive risk
management, prioritize collaborative approaches
across ecosystems and invest in scalable, equitable
solutions can help reduce disparities. Addressing
systemic vulnerabilities – such as supply chain
dependencies and skill shortages – will be essential
to promoting a resilient digital ecosystem.

Ultimately, overcoming today’s challenges requires
not just technological innovation but a shift in
perspective. Cyber resilience must be recognized
as a collective responsibility, with organizations of all
sizes working together to fortify the interconnected
networks that underpin the digital economy. Further,
there is a need for decisive leadership action
to prioritize cybersecurity among and between
organizations; beyond technical indicators, robust
criteria rooted in the economic implications of cyber
insecurity will be required. A united leadership team,
in which business and cyber leaders see eye to eye
on the cyber risks facing the organization, is critical
to navigating growing cyber complexity.

https://reports.weforum.org/docs/WEF_Global_Cybersecurity_Outlook_2025.pdf

Family Arrested in Deal, Kent – Sector 14 – After Flouting Travel Restrictions

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Comrades, we must emphasise that travel regulations and permits in all zones for proles and outer Big State members must be adhered to at all costs. Only Inner Party members are free of these travel restrictions, unless special dispensation and the valid permits have been assigned.

Consequently, the Big State’s remarkable facial recognition system identified four members of a prole family on Tuesday who were tracked as they eluded all the checkpoints from Wood Green, London (Sector 76) to Deal, Kent (Sector 14).

REMEMBER: LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Once apprehended, thankfully, the family of four were taken to the local Stasi Processing Facility and subsequently liquidated. They will be processed for a batch of the new “cool and refreshing” Net Zero Kool-Aid drink available in the shops for 23 pence.

Comrade Starmer, a seasoned traveller, warns proles to stay in their respective sectors at all times, and if caught flouting these travel restrictions, the same fate will be meted upon them.

INGSOC NOTICE 054332-01765-009665495-A123-004994884754-1^

HORTENSE SEWRAGE, 14, OF 32 TROTSKY ROAD, HACKNEY, SECTOR 21, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.67 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER GRANDMOTHER, GRANDFATHER, MOTHER, FATHER, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BUTCHER AND PET HAMSTER BINKY FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR MILIBAND ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE NET ZERO TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 2:35 AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! THE SPECIAL NET ZERO KOOL-AID PRODUCED FROM THE LIQUIDATION IS AVAILABLE IN ALL LOCAL SHOPS NOW FOR YOUR COOL REFRESHMENT PLEASURE AT ONLY 23 PENCE. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Comrades, the Kulak Farmers are Revolting!

More Good News Comrades – Council Tax to Rise by 5 Times Legal Limit

Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

 

 

Nike Sweatshops in Vietnam Slapped with 46% Tariffs

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One of the many casualties of the Trump tariff market bloodbath on Friday was the Nike company, which uses cheap labour in Vietnam to produce their items before being sold off at huge markup prices to hood rats and the like, in America and other Western countries.

In 1984 the multi-billion dollar Nike Corp. closed its last U.S. factory and moved its entire production to the cheap labour zone of Asia.

Many of their sweatshops can now be found in Indonesia, China, and Vietnam, because these countries have no protective labour laws and endless supplies of cheap labour.

Naturally, the Trump tariff of 46% on Vietnam is going to hit the production of the cheap items, as now they won’t be so cheap.

Workers at Vietnam Nike shoe sweatshops make $.20 an hour or $1.60 per day. The average cost of three meals is $2 a day, meaning that most people skip meals throughout the day.

Nike controls over 470,000 sweatshop workers and 150 factories in Vietnam where its products are made.

“You see this shoe? Well, it was produced by a 10-year-old sweatshop worker for less than 80 cents. The company then ships this mass-produced crap to America and sells it for over $150 to some dumb cunt from the projects. Now that’s what I call markup, and a pure profit strategy,” a business commentator revealed on Friday.

New Study: Everyone on YouTube Lives in a Van or Tiny Home

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The incredible finding that everyone on YouTube either lives in a van or a ‘tiny home’ is a fascinating insight into the lifestyles of internet social media influencers.

The study also revealed that every YouTuber is an avowed narcissist, and if any event is not filmed and then immediately broadcast, then it might as well have never happened.

In other news, Donald Trump is rather partial to the colour orange, and bears shit in the woods.

Tune in next year for an insight into TikTok users.

TRADE WAR LATEST: EU’s Von Der Leyen Threatens Trump With “Countermeasures”

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Oh dear, the EU soviet bloc have not taken the trade tariffs imposed by Donald Trump very well. The EU president, Ursula von der Leyen, is now threatening the USA with countermeasures. We could have a new trade war on our hands here, folks.

Not sure what China or the EU will do about all of this, but a prolonged trade war would be a precursor for a global recession if it gets messy. Usually after trade wars start, real wars begin and conflict could escalate globally if not careful. There is no certainty that the ongoing conflict in Ukraine will halt any time soon despite Trump’s efforts.

Ihre Papiere sind nicht in Ordnung

“Ve vill putten onnen ein 580% tariff für fake orange tan injections from Deutschland! Vot vill Trumpf do vis dat? Himmel! Das ist war, wir will den deklären ein war uponen ze United Staaten von Amerika. In ze EU ve haff vays of maken du comply!”

If these trade war threats from von der Leyen are true, Trump will be out of his orange tan injections he gets from Germany exclusively.

Last year, Trump revealed the secret to his distinct orange skin hue.

“Every day I like to take my orange injections. They’re wonderful. I was in an orange orchard and no one could see me, it’s that good, folks. The wonderful German people sell them to me. I get this tremendous orange skin colour, and it makes me feel good when I look in the mirror every few minutes.”

Looks like it’s a trade war then …

Trump Goes Easy on EU Trade Tariffs

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Donald Trump has gone easy on EU trade tariffs by only putting 20% tariff charges on EU exports to the US. Trump specifically accused the EU of imposing an effective tax rate of 39% on US goods, and singled out the bloc’s VAT and automobile tariff rates as well as its non-tariff barriers on US poultry.

“It seems the EU got away easy with Trump only putting 20% charges on EU exports when he should have put at least 50% tariffs on the soviet bloc of countries,” an economic analyst on Capitol Hill revealed on Wednesday.

Good thing for Brexit, the UK only took a 10% hit, seeing as the UK charges US imports 10% as well.

For too long, the US has been giving away freebies to countries who have effectively been leeching off America, and Trump is simply addressing this issue.

Naturally, the stock markets and dollar tanked, but these are just knee-jerk fear responses, and in the long-term, the US stands to profit hugely. Reindustrialising the USA, is the key to self-sufficiency, and not relying on brutal communist regimes like China, who have become rich by selling their shoddy, cheap plastic junk made from communist slave labour. China has also been able to build up their military to threaten the globe with its Maoist communist expansionist moves. The key Trump move is Fuck China, and Fuck the EU.